The Bastardly Asks: Is Allison Stokke Dating a Douchebag?
Posted on Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 3:31pm by Jackson

This question is inspired by the website, Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Nonetheless we're jealous haters here. If you don't want to bother looking at pictures of the dude banging Allison then there's always the first picture of Allison that started this all.
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So her personal photos are now all over the net, nice, pretty soon papparazzi will be all over her, and then.....
She's not dating me, so yes, this guy is a douchebag.
Where is that link to the pictures at the track?
yes.
he's a raging douchebag
eww and hes fuckin uglier than shit
I'm waiting for her sex-tape... yummmm!
Since when did Curt Schilling become a bastardly horndogg?
Well Moe you know they play 162 games and when you're on the road a lot, you start missing your wife you know lol.
Yes, that's me. I started dating Allison after I dumped my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
True he is a "douchebag", but Allison looks like a dork when she's off the track. There for they make a perfect match.
Aren't they like 17 or 18 year old kids?? Give em a break for God's sake. They are just teenagers. I know a lot of guys that were lanky and geeky and now look "normal". They look like they are focusing on having a good time, not focusing on looking perfect. That is a good thing.
fame sucks balls.
from that article...
not. good.
OMG. She's dating Napoleon Dynamite.
ok one LAST QUOTE from that msnbc article...
Guys, please take this into consideration as you leave comments.
Thank you.
A dude named "Allan" named his daughter "Allison?"
What a fuckwad...
;P
Im sure he has a nice big fat cock, something all of you boys lack.
:)
Wow. Based on that article, it seems like she's a pretty intelligent, normal girl with a strong, supportive, loving family. It's refreshing to see a young woman who isn't chasing the camera, and who seems to want to succeed on something other than her looks. Good for her !
you know... it physically hurts my heart when you see such hotties that are too young to appreciate their worth, and so they settle for douchebags like this guy. oh well, ten years from now when he's an office clerk (at best) he can remember the good old days of when he got to 2nd base with this hot piece of ass. good on him, i guess.
but ya, it looks like they're dating. either way, this guy is a total douche.
She looks quite cute on these pics, but if she´s dating him, this also confirms that she must be a dork.
Looks like she is.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Btw, now that I think of it, what a shame that she didn´t choose to play tennis, we can sure use some hot female players out there.
Ha who said "No" in the poll results?? YES he's a flaming fucking douche! Out of the entire population of the globe it could of only been 2 people, her and him (and still she probably had her doubts too)...
I am pretty sure that is her brother.
she should be milking her 10 minutes of fame for all its worth
Surf those links until you find Defense Lawyer Stokke articles.
She'll be fine. Her mom sounds fine. Don't care about Pa Stokke.
Haven't any of you seen a normal girl before? My campus is full of girls like this. She's pretty, but the only reason everyone is drooling over her is cos she is a female athlete that actually looks attractive. But come on, it's really pathetic how people are going crazy like they've never seen a girl before.
OMG did you all get these pictures off facebook or something...leave her alone
Thousands of internet perverts can't be wrong: Playboy needs her, and we need her at Playboy.
Yeah, she won't need a loan to pay the university fees.
Modi
#20 hahahah, that is just to awesome.
Aren't these kids all about 12 years old? wtf are they doing drinking?
I'm thinkin this babe could really cash in on her exposure??
maybe?
That better be her brother. What a slimey looking kid.
Allison likes it.....she likes the comments, the attention, and she'd like it if guys were to show up to ask for a "date".
She's just playing innocent for her daddy...the way she posed in those pics..she wants it bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B361KLb_PlI
that guy probably gets to shit in her mouth and makes her eat it. what a slut , why is she having poop sex with that guy for
is she naked in one pic...oh dear
Haha thanks. so im a douche and a wigger? and im going to be a store clerk.... haha thanks for your input. I'm glad that by these pictures that were taken last year you can tell im a douchebag... And yeah i guess im a douche bag but im still the douche bag that was with allison stokke in High school...
just to show how caring and understanding her father truly is, read this. sounds like a stand up guy.
http://feministing.com/archives/007124.html
I still love u billy
her personal life is her will.
whether she likes getting fucked by her boy friend or any other guy is purely her personal thing.
but she cant appeal 2 others 2 bother about her play but nothing else.
that is others will and wish the way they look at her
so plz dont try 2 get sympathy from like minded people with ur cheap appeals
you know i wish everyone would just leave this girl alone. My God she is hot dont get me wrong but she is not that hot. Ok maybe the guy looks like a complete white boy retard but hey she must see something in him. The best thing anyone can do is just let this girl continue her carrer and afyer shes pro then we can get the ass shots we love
She might not see something in him. But he is seeing his 5 inches inside her. Heh Heh.
Lighten up. He's smarter than he looks and he looks bad. I like the little zit look. It's so middle school - ish.
Given that they are both under age drinkers, he probably gave her some Gamma Hydroxybutyrate and he and his friends had some Gang Bang fun. At least he doesn't drink cheap vodka. I cannot tell if she is drinking Budweiser. That's all he can afford? Big Daddy Stokke should be more worried about her getting drunk and wrapping her and Pimply Peter around a damn tree.
I wonder if he is going to Berkeley, too. When dad's away, the cat will play with the little pussy...cat, too.
Anyways lets us know if you want a 3 some, 4 some, etc, etc.
why is such a beautiful girl dating such a ass face ??!! i hope she is cheating on him..
gotta love a broad that can work the pole. i agree this guy is a douche. she could probably bang any other dude from her high school and she picks that loser. if she was at my school, i'd be waxin that shit daily.
Wait till she hits college and finds out what and older man can do....
no man is good enough for Allison - only another woman is
His mouth is open or sticking his tounge out in every damn picture - Yes, this guy is a douchebag!!!
It looks like this fellow enjoys sucking cock as much as he sticks out his tongue in the photos.
"If you don’t want to bother looking at pictures of the dude banging Allison..."
Ain't no pictures of the dude ACTUALLY BANGING Allison!
No fair, that's like the old carny trick where the barker sez, "Come on in and see the MAN EATING CHICKEN," and you get in there and see a man...eating chicken.
Geeze.
Here it is...
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/16/allison-stokke-barely-legal...
Now just look what you Bastards did!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18911812/
OMG YES!!!
"Im sure he has a nice big fat cock, something all of you boys lack.
:)"
You said it was a "good" size!
... of course, I still want to fuck the ever living shit out of her. While her zit-faced, wigger boyfriends sits helplessly bound in a chair at the foot of the bed.
Forgot to mention: I´m getting tired of these fugly hoes on Roland Garros.
now that's what I mean by toned and hotttt!!! Does this mean I'm gay again just cuz I don't like wide load hips??
She's a cute tanned toned over 18 athlete, nothing wrong with that.
She's on these sites because a photographer caught just the right moment on film. Her not trying to cash in her 15 minutes is impressive with the retardedness *cough* Paris *cough* that can claim fame nowadays.
Just hope she understands that 99% of stuff said on sites like this is just shits and giggles.
On that note, the guy does look a bit of a douch in these pictures. He looks like a date rapist, he puts the sensual in nonconsensual.
I found this web site because allison stokke called me and said she was sorry about it... thanks again for the letting me know my life story and what im going to be worth later in life... fucking dorks, get off your comps and go do something productive like talk to a girl and leave a totally innocent girl alone.
Anyone else thinks she looks a bit like Caterina Murino in this picture?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505...
Granted, I don't know who Caterina Murino is. I just saw a bastardly post on her and thought she looked damn like Allison Stokke
thats funny most teenage girls nowadays would relish in the attention this young lady is getting but then again most the teenage girls nowadays are whores by the time they reach 14 years of age...
... but of course, that's never going to happen. So I'm back to thinking that it's just nice to see a young woman like this out there succeeding by her skills and effort while some useless trollop like Lindsay Lohan is getting carted off in a stretcher ever night.
@ 12, I´ve read the article and the whole situation is a bit fucked up I guess. But I don´t see how dating a dork will help.
I actually do respect that she's not trying to cash in, like most teenagers these days probably would, since they've been weaned on "reality" TV, where every strumpet feels they deserve their 15 minutes and then some.
She sounds like she'll be able to ignore people like us, and get on with her life.
If not, however, I hope she does Playboy.
Shows yet again how, when it comes to chosing men, hot women often tend to be fuckin’ dumb cunts. So, case-in-point here, too, with yet another ULTRA-LAME choice.
Sadly, she can't be particularly bright for wanting to be around a juvenile goofball like this. Oh well.
You people criticizing someone you don't know b/c of a goofy-faced photo and a fucking HOT-ass girlfriend are exactly what you look like: hypocritical douche-bags.
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