Bastardly Lunchtime Snack: Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

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DAMN!! this girl is smoking HOT!!!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 12:41pm

She has a perfect body

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:10pm

flat flat ass, pale...ugh

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:14pm

she is not pretty at all imo

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:19pm

How does this woman dream about being successful without good, round, wholesome ass

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:19pm

All these "hippy" women in hollywood all get FAT within seconds of becoming pregnant..never to return again. I agree with above, nice athletic, toned body with a sweet round ass...perfection.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:26pm

She's no Marisa Miller........aaaaah...need to find some pictures of her!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:29pm

Sorry, I don´t mean all of you guys (who like athletic, toned women) are attracted to men, but it seems to be that case sometimes. Because if a woman´s hips are too narrow and she works out too much she will end up looking like a dude. Remember Jessica Biel´s shoulders??? She looks like she could beat the shit out of me. This woman (Kelly Brook) looks very feminine and curvy, although she should have a little bit more ass and get a tan.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:44pm

She's cute in my book.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:54pm

Jessica Biel and Marisa Miller are the hottest women on the planet. Also, any tall black woman with natural muscle tone and a round ass...Naomi Campbell.

I'm not gay, I just can't stand the thought of a woman who is seconds away from cellulite, fat assed obesity. It is THESE women (and pear shaped horrors like JLH and Shakira, and Nelly Furtado) who fit this body type.

Makes me afraid to get married cuz I'll have to spend a fortune on a divorce lawyer or at least all of my hot toned, athletic mistresses.

A woman with toned shoulders, not overly built up ones are the best and her hips should ALMOST match the width...not quite the same width with a small waist but proportional to hips, say 0.7 WHRatio THEN, I'll feel safe that she won't turn into Aunt Jamima.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:56pm

I´m not really feeling the face, tits are nice of course.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:59pm

I would.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:09pm

Doug, I hate to break the news for you: all women have celullite. Even those very skinny airbrushed bitches from Victoria Secret´s catalogues (some have more than others, it´s true, but they do have cellulite, it is a hormone thing). Keep looking for your perfect toned muscly women. Here in Brazil we call them transvestites.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:16pm

i think doug must be a virgin. a 40 year old virgin, who thinks breast feel like sandbags.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:21pm

I think a little cellulite is OK, kinda sexy and I'm not talking scary skinny. Marisa Miller has tits and ass for days, DIG THAT. They're not fake either.

I'm talking Kelly Clarkson in the present. Chick went from OK body to total hell without even getting pregnant. I see what the appeal is of short and curvy but it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
TEMPORARY. These chicks are for doing when they're young but not for marrying...don't say I didn't warn you.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:38pm

Doug needs to finish sucking the dick in his mouth and shut the fuck up.

Seriously, some of you people need to just admit that man-ass is what does it for you and move on.

I don't know how anyone can look at a women that is near to perfection as Kelly Brook and start complaining about "pear shaped horrors". Complaining about a women with ass (and I mean a real ass, not that fucking white boy bullshit), tits (real ones), and hips is like a dude saying he likes cars but he can do without the tires, engine, and steering wheel.

As far as Kelly Brook goes, she is one of the most perfect women in the world. Gorgeous face, awesome tits, sweet hips, and a shapely ass. You know, the kind that my good friend "penis" likes to say high to.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 2:45pm

sorry guys, but I agree with Doug and Steve and the rest. Kelly Brook has a nice body (flat butt, pale but nice) but it doesn't look like she works out and that spells trouble. I don't think Doug means boy butts. Marissa Miller has a huge round ass as does Jessica Biel. Jessica could tone down the shoulders tho..a bit much. She was the sexiest woman alive a couple of years ago and is routinely in the top 5. All these people voting are MEN, get it???????

They also have beautiful stomachs, breasts, nice toned curves etc so the whole car is indeed there. They do seem like they won't get fat (obese) in the future.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:01pm

doug, wow. you have a totally fucked up view of women. you are going to be a very unhappy person when you marry someone for their looks and realize that inevitably, they fade.

i can't believe the number of comments on here regarding kelly brooks being too pale. She is fucking CAUCASIAN! Her skin is meant to white! White is HEALTHY for her! Tan skin would be unhealthy for, but you guys tend to like unhealthy assets on women.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:06pm

She looks good but I'll be honest, she needs an ass.
Also, toned and in shape is good but I have to agree with some people here that sometimes some of you are overly critical and do in fact want features that are more manish. I guess it's just the trend. Looking back in history painters painted pictures of women with lots of curves and something of a pouch/belly. That was in then, looking more like a boy is in now I guess.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:08pm

Eve, all women who work out don't look like men. They might look like they can kick your ass because you don't make an effort to become stronger. I work out almost everyday and I look nothing like a man. I still have hips and breast. Only women who take steroids look like men. Also, all women do not have cellulite! Most women do, but not all. I should know because I don't. Curvy women are beautiful though. I think women should be curvy, but they should also be fit. I don't see anything wrong with this lady, except that she needs a tan.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:14pm

"I don’t think Doug means boy butts. Marissa Miller has a huge round ass as does Jessica Biel."

Doug does mean that and so do you. Ehem...

Marissa Miller has a "huge round ass"??

That's too fucking funny. In what world do you live in where Marissa's ass is open to be described as "huge" and "round".

And Bossy, Brook does have an ass. It's just that for whatever reason in these pics here (probably to do with the way she poses) it doesn't show as much. Check out that flick she's done 'Survival Island" where she's totally nude. You'll see she has an ass.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:18pm

Too pale. Looks like someone needs to either do more outdoor photoshoots or just lay off the sunscreen a little.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:18pm

check out SI photoshoot of Marisa with just her butt sticking out of the water....mmmmmmm womanly perfection. Her face is not quite there but still nice.

A nice tan (even if it is spray on that's cool) and an active lifestyle (she surfs) has me down on 1 knee! She's outta my league I know.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:24pm

She does look a little on redheaded side which would explain alot regarding the skin tone. Duh!!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:32pm

Body is unbelievable. facially, average but definately hot.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:33pm

She's alright.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:40pm

Healthy, happy nad good looking, she may not be the sharpest too in the box, but she has a good sense of humour and is very personable. Cool.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:44pm

she is also an 11

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 3:57pm

Solidgoldfunk, I do work out. And if you read my comment carefully you will see that I actually said "if she works out TOO MUCH she will end up looking like a dude". About a girl who could beat the shit out of me, I mentioned ONLY Jessica Biel, who is (in my humble opinion) built like a man above the waist. Not every woman who works out can kick my nice tanned Brazilian ass. And finally, when I said "all women have cellulite", I was just talking about something that was said by a doctor, a plastic surgeon (during an interview about the subject). He even said the only places on a woman´s body where cellulite couldn´t be found were the palms and soles. If you look closely at your own body, without all your huge self-esteem and with a more critical point of view, you will find yours. Or you can keep thinking you´re flawless...

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:00pm

And Doug, here is a link to something you might enjoy:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/05/21/matthew-mcconaughey-shirtless-3/

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:04pm

Fug face, flat ass and boring appearance.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:06pm

A woman can't just bulk up and become manly just from working out. Your doctor was wrong. All women don't have cellulite. MOST women do! I know if you pinch the skin on areas common for cellulite and if you find lumps you have cellulite. I have done that and I don't have cellulite. You might be asking yourself if I'm a doctor, but I'm not. I was a nurse and I've worked with doctor. Many doctors go by opinions and research. All research is not conducted with every single person involved. I know I'm not flawless. I have many flaws. Cellulite and a man's body are just not two of them. I'm not completely happy with my body. It just sounded like you were trying to bash women who work out. Don't get so defensive and conceited. Even if I did think I was flawless, I have every right to think that. Just as you have every right to think that Jessica Biel looks manly. The only way a manly shape is going to come out on a woman from working out is if she already had a manly body.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:24pm

Oh, and I have to say, that no where in my comment was I being conceited or give a hint of me thinking I'm flawless. Maybe that's you should have also read my comment more carefully. I was stating facts, not opinions.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:27pm

She looks like she is going to be fat in a few years, but right now we can ignore that.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:48pm

short, very curvy pear shaped or extreme hour glasses get fat. I know, I'm one of them. When I had time to work out every day and do the Zone diet, I could hold it together but now that I'm a mom, I'm 180lbs..just the sad truth. I don't even eat alot..really. It's just the hormones, metabolism that goes along with my body type. I also find that my friends (like me) don't have the gumption to really excercise...it's hell for us. I was just one of those girly girls doing my nails and going to the mall all the time, that's my first choice.

Other types of girls just seem sportier. I don't think they look like men, they actually have great bodies! ie) Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, Molly Sims, Naomi Campbell. I would KILL to have their body types.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 4:48pm

I agree with you Alessa. I'm more of an hourglass figure. The only reason I'm not overweight is because I joined the army and I'm forced to work out. I like doing it now but before I wouldn't do anything outside of work. I would work and come home, and I don't even have kids yet. That's awful, but it's true. I think women who are curvy are beautiful though. Everyone should not look the same. Look on the bright side, if your any of the shapes that you mentioned you won't be a lump of fat, your fat will only be distributed on certain parts of your body and I'm sure you don't look like you weigh 180 lbs.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 5:16pm

Figure is hot, face is really pretty too. Very hot woman! Those brits got a couple of fine women.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 5:22pm

doug, you are a homo. This woman probably weighs about 125 or 130 pounds, and you're making her sound like a whale!

And as for Marisa Miller having "ass for days"..... that's just pathetic. She barely has ass at all.

I think Kelly Brook has an amazing, womanly figure - any man who disagrees is clearly playing for the other team. Btw, doug, I've love to see a picture of your girlfriend.... if you have one, which I doubt.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:20pm

"short, very curvy pear shaped or extreme hour glasses get fat. I know, I’m one of them. When I had time to work out every day and do the Zone diet, I could hold it together but now that I’m a mom, I’m 180lbs..just the sad truth."

Alessa, that has nothing to do with you being curvy or "pear shaped". It's just your situation.

You said it yourself. You had a kid and haven't and the time to maintain a figure. That's something that all women of all body types can easily go through

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:33pm

Hot. This broad is a breeder.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:49pm

She's not a whale...now. Look her up in 5 years after a couple of kids. She has that potential big time. You can tell by her flat ass. Glutes give an ass SHAPE and prevent it from sagging into a pancake ass. She already has that and she's YOUNG and CHILDLESS! ...no excuse for that. Geez, this is her profession...to be professionally good looking. (loved Zoolander)

I'm just saying, she's not perfect by any means now and it's only going downhill....FAST.

Get in, and get OUT...and let some other guy be the poor pissed off husband whacking off to shapely, toned girls on the internet.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:55pm

Doug, did you enjoy the link? I can find some with Hugh Jackman too...

About Kelly Brook having the obligation of being perfect since, according to your statement "her profession is... to be professionaly good looking", I would say I can partially agree with you, she is indeed payed for being good looking. Not "unhuman" like you seem to expect women to be in this business (and apparently from the poor creature who is unfortunate enough to choose you for her husband). Seriously, I can send you the link with Hugh´s pictures.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 8:55pm

Solidgoldfunk, I DID NOT tried to bash women who work out, I was making a point since you clearly did not read my comment, you saw what you wanted to see on it. Why would I bash women who work out when I am one of them (from Monday to Saturday, weight training and cardio exercises)??? And where did I say you looked manly, if I´d had never seen you before or after posting my comments? Did I say that you, specifically you, worked out too much? It was you, not me, who got defensive.
And I am sorry if I dare to disagree with you in this: if a woman works out too much she will end up looking like a man. I know so because I have seen many cases where they just worked out really hard (without taking steroids) and they still got a manly body (broad shoulders and pumped muscles). I am also based in facts for saying this. Facts and experience because I SAW them with my very own eyes. Maybe they don´t look manly according to your standards and that´s fine. But they sure do to mine.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 9:20pm

Cheers to JohnnyMak, who is one of the few making actual sense. Also, there is NO WAY IN HELL you can determine if a chick will become fat by her curves. NO WAY!!!! I had a friend who was stick thin (like Marisa Miller) in college, and a few years after...BOOM! FAT FAT FAT. Women get fat because they simply get lazy, tired, or barraged with excess things to do besides work out, and then over-eat for energy. This can happen to ANY woman, or MAN, irregardless of "body-type."

I think she is beautiful. She looks fit - not fat, not flabby, not anorexic. Women with flat hips and asses look stupid. Like chicks with dicks. But maybe you dig that doug....

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 10:50pm

And honestly, I think Marisa Miller's face is a bit manly. A little fat may actually soften her harsh look

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 10:56pm

perfect woman

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 11:12pm

I would love to see this chick bend over...

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 11:19pm

man...look at all the chicks that got crazy because a guy (doug) doesnt dig huge hips...you are all used to hearing men say "i dont like skinny chicks because they look like boys...oh they have the body of a 10 year old kid!" blah blah and chicks flatter themselves with their fat ass thinking oh its ok i am a little fattie because guys dont like skinny bitches anyways even though most of you would love to be thin...this chick is pretty hot but she does have huge hips, which is a turn off to me, too

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 2:06am

Thank you d83!!!!
I have a lot of friends who agree with you and me. A nice curve from waist to hip is nice but there's a limit! I'm into VS and SI models (NOT fat assed Beyonce)! Get over it you fat chicks!!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 7:39am

@Brent and d83: The problem is that you guys are assuming that women who didn´t like Doug´s comments are fat assed lazy jealous bitches. I am not. I am even considered under weight by friends of mine and I still felt offended by his comment. Now I wonder if any of you losers will ever get a woman like those from Victoria´s Secret´s catalogues. I mean, not only get one of them, but that she will show up airbrushed like in those pictures.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 8:53am

Whatever. I still think she's attractive.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 2:14pm

Eve, I did not say that you said I looked manly. You said that I must think I'm flawless because I said that I work out a lot and I don't have cellulite and a manly body. I simply stated that I know that that's not the case because I don't look manly even though I work out a lot. I don't care what you've seen. Most women don't have the testosterone to get that big and look like men. If you have seen these women then it's a genetic thing. I'm saying that it's not fair to say that ALL women who work out too much look like men because you will be wrong. Let's use Jessica Biel for example, since you seem to think she looks like a man. How the hell could you possibly know her workout schedule? For all you know, that could be her natural body type. And since you seem to know so much then you would know that there are generally 3 different body types. Some women who work out "a lot" can't get the muscular look at all. And what's "too much?"

Like I said, I wasn't getting defensive nor was I being conceited, I was stating facts.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 3:46pm

I just gotta say, the pole vaulter Allison Stokke (or whatever) is perfect! Toned, hot and sexy! Jessica Alba has the right body too. LOVE HER.

I'm not gay, I just have a strong type. Super wide hips makes a woman look fatter than she is (even if she's not).

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 5:18pm

Marisa has curves for days...very hot

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 5:21pm

Doug, you are starting to look like Tom Cruise, desperatly trying to show you are not gay, when everybody knows you are.

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 @ 7:08pm

Just lurking and reading this thread...very interesting!
Doug, you sound like my husband. All of his friends' wives got very heavy and they were the sedentary, girlie girl types with that certain body type you don't like.

I am more a Marisa body type (only a C cup but you know) and am into beach volleyball and after 2 kids, I have the same body without dieting, just easy. (not bragging, the way it was)

Anyway, my hubby appreciates me like crazy!! Sounds superficial but he's athletic and has a great body so it's just fair ya know?

Eve, you have to let go of some of your anger. Really, all different guys have different types. Why is it that some women can't be happy unless they delude themselves into thinking that THEY are the only "type" of women that guys want???? I think it's called Narscisstic Personality Disorder and it's in the DSM IV (psychiatric diagnosistic bible). I am a psychologist.

I find these sites a very interesting lesson in male and female thinking and ego/insecurites etc etc Sorry to analyze

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:24am

Airbrush a little? I think you need to have your brain airbrushed...and probably your penis (it mus tbe relaly small).

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 9:56am

Cinthia, oh Cinthia...Should I answer you? Not. But I am in a good mood.

I bet you look like hell, for being so freaking conceited you compare yourself to Marisa Miller? You must look like a worse version of Coco (Ice T´s Wife).

And you are a psychologist (may be BS just like the whole "I am more a Marisa body type" thing)... So how can´t you see you suffer from this "disorder" yourself?

You silly creature, I don´t think all guys must have one single taste about how a woman´s body must look like. I am just critisizing the dumbasses who come to a board to talk about women they are NOT ATTRACTED TO. Like Doug, if he is so in love with athletic men, I mean, women he should comment in boards about them.

I am not delusional to think I am the "right" type. On the contrary of what you´ve assumed, you uninformed woman...Here in Brazil I happen to be considered too thin for Brazilian men´s taste. And I am happy with that. I wouldn´t like to put on weight and get a big booty just to please some losers.

Get the facts before you start bragging something you´re probably not. And stop over analyzing who you don´t know. You don´t sound like a competent psychologist.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 10:13am

Eve, that's cool!

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 3:56pm

Didn't read all the of 'em but I can't believe the posts on "she needs a bigger ass"? For a start I only saw some frontal pictures of beloved Kelly, above? Who is getting the back mixed with the front....as usual, perhaps? Guys r right to consider what would happen to a pregnant Kelly; I wouldn't mind finding out for myself. One thing - this chick reckons she's a 30FF bra size but I just can't believe that either - anyone care to comment on that, rather than the size of her ass which u can't anyways see?

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 7:13pm

I like my women a little more athletic and toned...not looking like you could birth triplets in 1 push.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 1:15pm

All the girls I know that are taller and have either "yoga" bodies or SI model type bods do NOT have this problem EVER! They walk out of the hospital in their original jeans and THAT is all in their GENES. I'm jealous, that's all.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 6:57pm

Check out Marisa's ASS on si.com !!!!!!!
The curve of the lower back into badonkdonkdonk is UN f'ing believable!!!!
She modelled in perfect10 magazine for a reason! (no surgeries allowed)

She makes black girls look ass-less!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 8:57pm

The VS models are at the top of every friggen list...just the facts. Tonnes of men love these gorgeous creatures...even if they airbrushed a little in the pictures.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 8:27am

Solidgoldfunk, I read your comments again and you have a point. I´m sorry if I understood you were vain and shallow. But I don´t agree with you in many things. So I think we could just "agree to disagree". And yes, I know the 3 different body types.

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 @ 10:16am

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