Yuck, yuck, and yuck. All I see when I look at this girl's face is a skeleton. Her gross, sunken in, dark eyes make her look older than she really is. Her eyebrows look like crap, too, and her legs look like they belong to a different body: she's just plain fugly!!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 10:48am

Her ponderous tyrannosaurus thighs are the dealbreaker. Oh, plus her face...

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 11:06am

Actually she's looking really nice here. She found a dress that plays to her strengths and her length, and overall its a nice package.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 11:12am

What?! Nice? You kidding? It looks like she bought a dress ten sizes too big, pinched up some fabric in the middle and safety pinned it together. Thus she's in the misfortunate position of pulling it up all night long like some idiot. Her boobs look like they're either, a) non-existent, or b) somewhere down by her waist. Her necklace looks like it's on backwards from the front AND back views. AND, I believe she's wearing that UGLY black nail polish!! I know I'm being bitchy, but come on, this chick is WORTHLESS!!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 11:21am

I don't understand how she can be sooooo skinny and still look so flabby!!! It defies the laws of physics...does she have any muscle at all?
I do think she has a pretty face here, though...

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 11:27am

It seems she heeded my advice and eaten something, her shoulders & arms don't look bony, legs getting better, now... full frontal nudity, please.

Always good to see a girl getting better.

Modi

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 11:36am

Dear Allie,

Considering what she usually wears (the giant kerchiefs, the high-waisted jeans) she looks like Sophia-fucking-Loren here. Her oversized dress hides her shapeless figure and emphasizes the length of her body and limbs. She may look a female David Byrne, but that's the lesser of two evils. Her boobs are not impressively shaped, so unless she gets the bra of bras, that's a losing battle. And she's hidden the Sideshow Bob feet in nice heels instead of Xena flats.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 11:54am

lol @ Tom, good point, although she's still a skank. But, now I've gotta get back to work... :)

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 12:18pm

mmm...she IS dressing better then normal here. these are nice...not quite as rockin' as some more kick ass nipple shots would be, but still o.k.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 12:30pm

How low do her boobs hang in that dress?? She doesn't have one single thing on her that is attractive. Why is this girl so dang popular??? She makes me cringe every time I see her.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 1:33pm

Looks like one good tug on the dress and her tits will pop out.
The dress should be shorter, so we can check out her legs.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 1:41pm

Why isn't this bitch in a burka?

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 1:52pm

She looks pretty good here, but I really wish she'd hit the gym and work on building some muscle tone.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 2:04pm

her eyebrows are effed up i wonder why her makeup artist just left them looking shitty

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 6:31pm

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