Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba busted by cop!
Posted on Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 8:32am by Jackson
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I think she is a bad driver to. In the full picture you can see a bender on the side of her car. http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=jessica_alba_police_big&title=...
Yeah, it makes me feel better to bag her cos I will never get to BAG her.
If that isn't the purest "Oh shit" look on her face-
How sad, the cop is too short to get his dick in the window of a little hybrid.
i hear you Huge G. Rection-i'm thinking bad lieutenant
She looks quite boring in these pics.
Perhaps she will use the Paris Hilton excuse that cops pull her over just to ask for her number . . .
"Get out of the car and put your hands on the hood, miss"
looks like my neighbor...and that is some boring shit
even without make-up, she still looks heavenly. damn this hot piece of ass.
Must be the Fashion Police
get OVER her!
A pretentious talentless ho who is ashamed of her origins what a shame shame on her
And i agree with all of you here whene she said " im tired and sick of doing always a sexy roles and whene ppl said im pretty.. " well don't flash your flat ass on the magazines getting half naked then she is searching of that attention a hypocrite liar not new in hollywood
Physically honestly i don't know what is the big deal she is average an oridinary girl if she walks behind me on the street i will not even pay attention to her there is so many hottest womens she can't even get close to she is nothing special she looks gross to me with/without make up lol and my goodness "the return of death zombie 3" and here on that pix even with all the make up she looks like a tranny mess wtf her eyes and nose looks ugly and her body which curves is she talking about ? she has no curves a HUGE celulit-y ass and a skinny boyish upper body
lol look at this shallow, self-absorbed, vapid, spoiled brat. and being a talantless overrated uber stuck up cunt hardly qualifies as "successful" - I am about as jealous of her as I am of the homeless person with open sores oozing puss on his legs that i passed this morning on my way to the office. Hope that clears things up for you.
fuck......this bitch again.
she had a dope body at most; but now since she's gone ano (check out her new gq spread), she's disgusting...
she does vapid roles and can't act for shit, how is that empowering women?? and why would she badmouth the papz who literally keep her ass relevant?? dummy.
the only thing i agree with her on is how white men rule hollywood, cuz thats very true. shit, they damn near rule the world...fuckers.
in conclusion, i hate this delusional bitch. end rant.
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Perhaps she will use the Paris Hilton excuse that cops pull her over just to ask for her number . . .
lol!!!!!! regarding this, "BASTARDLY BREAKING NEWS!" i have some of my own, turns out that alba fired her PR b/c they represent hilton. lol she claims she doesnt want to be associated with someone like her (LOL), yet, she denies her mexican roots, and as the ultimate slut shes quoted as saying " I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."
lol shes JUST like paris!!!!! paris has probably slept with LESS dudes than alba!!!
heres another thing she and paris have in common..they BOTH have herpes!!!
dont believe me? then look at THIS pic.... lower fish lip....
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/jessica-alba-ff2-premi...
anyhoo, bitch cant act, cant sing, cant even SPEAK correctly, and i wouldnt touch her with my worst nemesis's cock!!!!!
aaahh, now that ive sullied the alba, i expect some "your gay and stupid!! your just jealous! you wish you could land a girl like her!" ooh hell no i am any of those things, im just a man giving my opinion, and do NOT like this overrated annoying skank.
Even without makeup she looks pretty good. Not hot, but very sweet.
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