Bastardly Fashion Rating: Jessica Simpson @ The Nike Party, Cannes Film Festival
Posted on Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:30pm by Moelicious

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Those earrings are awful and she's orange
I saw her without make up, and she´s one fugly slut.
I wasn't even gonna comment on this sh#!, but I just have to say one thing. This girl always has such a dead, deer-in-headlights stare about her. It is sooo freaky!! There is just no life in the eyes and that disturbs me greatly. I'm not surprised she's such a dumbass...JUST LOOK AT HER!!
hahahahhaa I agree with allie about her eyes-her teeth look like a vampire's, too.
I thought that was George Hamilton for a second. What in trhe hell happened to her? Is divorce that bad? Looks like Nick came out on top in this one.
i dont wanna say this but i have to lol, i dont know why shes so famous cos shes really ugly, without a make up ang shorter hair she'll look like a man.
even a tan skin (should i say orange) cannot make her looks better. i wish one day when i visit celebrity blogs she wont be there anymore :D
I'm not sure what happening, but she's just been plummeting physically.
Personally, I am not crazy about this look but I think the years she was married to Nick Lachey with her blond hair, she was really cute. Some pics of her from back then she is gorgeous, this look is all together not for her. Plus I have to disagree with Rasheed, I too have seen her without makeup and she doesn't look bad. Just a lot plainer. We are so used to seeing these stars with so much makeup on that it seems so shocking when you see them as "regular" looking people. She needs to lay low for awhile.
...liked pre-surgery better I guess. She seems pretty good looking for a shortie though.
when she first came out, she was very pretty (she was natural and blonde without those duck lips that touch her nose now) but as she got famous, she fucked herself up...and yeah, I saw her without makeup a few years ago but she still looked good
Pics of jessica without cleavage = waste of time.
She's gotten plain, frumpy, and boring.
NEXT! She's like 25 and she looks like 35.
Very unattractive here. Though, her sister has been looking better as of late (but, not by much).
ew.
The definition of fug.
yeah..i saw some old pics of her dressing down in jeans and a t shirt with no makeup on and she was still really,really cute ,but now? why do stars get all freaky with their images? what douchebag told her she would look better ORANGE?! oh well..at least the rack is still sweet.
Hideous.
she's ugly and boring whether she smiles or not
Oh Jess, give up already, please. I feel embarassed for her.
Maybe she can be a spokesmodel for Sunkist.
By the way, this is why I stay away from self tanners!
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