A Really Thin Angelina Jolie @ "A Mighty Heart" Screening @ 2007 Cannes Film Festival



Does anyone know why Angie looks like she's 72lbs?! We can only think of a few reasons...

1. Angie's doing crack
2. Angie's doing heroin
3. Angie & Brad are having lots & lots (& lots & lots & lots & lots) of sex
4. Angie's been skipping breakfast & yacking up dinner & lunch
5. Angie's forgetting to eat between sex sessions

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Stunning. Could use a few extra pounds, though.....

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:06pm
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Wha happon?

Throw it a cheeseburger.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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i LOVE angie, but if i were her man, i would be taking her out to pizza and starbucks more often. she would look so good with an extra 15-20lbs. get back to her GIA look.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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Bastardly over-rated cam anyone?

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:12pm
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Man, she has some fucked up veins on her arms. Those are some ropey motherfuckers. Eehhhhhh.... gross.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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She already was fugly and now she´s anorexic as well. Disgusting!

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:36pm
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LMAO @ 9! There´s no need to insult Grover! LOL

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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pretty but whats with all of the veins in her arms and yea she looks way too thin! what is with these celebs looking anorexic

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:43pm
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jesus people - her mother recently passed away....give her a break.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:49pm
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very pretty but ... yeah please eat

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:50pm
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still pretty

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:53pm
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Calling Angie pretty is such an understatement. She's stunningly beautiful. But yes, she is too thin right now.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 3:09pm
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You know what the funny thing is, who gives a shit about what women think about other women? I noticed that a lot of women think she´s pretty.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 3:19pm
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What I`m trying to say is, this bitch is a stinkin skank, no matter what y´all say.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 3:22pm
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santa angelina is the most beautiful woman in the world!!! :)

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 3:24pm
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Her face and skin look healthy...she doesn't have that anorexic/junky pallor...but she is too thin. She should eat. She's got an international coalition of babies to play with.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 3:25pm
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Mr Chubby hopes she's thinned down for a role we don't about yet. Could be that a house full of chirruns is running her ragged too. It did Mrs Chubby!

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 3:58pm
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I don't know why I just don't like her? I think she's boring and not that gorgeous as people tend to think. Not ugly, but a bit overrated.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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She looks tired and washed out a lot, but she still is among the most gorgeous women when she smiles that huge smile of hers.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 4:34pm
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possibly still grieving?

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 4:41pm
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so she's been grieving for what, 2 years now? how can she (and all other "beautiful starlets") even have the energy to walk around? i'd be scared her hip bones might fillet me like a salmon if i was fucking her. at least there are hot women to check out at the gym.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 4:47pm
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i don't get it...she's not bad looking or anything but 'stunningly beautiful'...really?

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 5:00pm
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thats probably one of the most beautiful faces I have seen (except for the jawline) but my god, she has no body, no curves and no ass as pg 5 confirms

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 5:05pm
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GET OVER THIS FUCKING SLUT, PEOPLE. you guys are insane. you guys are so harsh and insult every woman on this site for no reason when an entry is posted yet there are not any real harsh comments on this post yet.

shes a fucking whore. im almost 100% sure that she got brad just how she got matt damon's character in the good shepherd...she basically attacked an unavailable man and what was he supposed to do? ya they had a fling but it wouldve just been a fling and nothing else but she knew what she was going. she got pregnant immediately and thats the only reason matt's character and the real-life brad pitt stayed with her.

shes a hag and an attention whore who doesnt care about anyone but herself and her "colorful family" (how ignorant!) and the future toys she will purchase for her colored children because they dont have anyone who looks like them to relate to...what a racist sounding, ignorant FREAK.

shes an ugly anorexic slut with a HUGE forehead, and manly jaw and facev shape, a weird vein sticking out of that fivehead, and weird ass man hands and man body and fake tits and fake everytrhing

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 5:18pm
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Yes, there is one more reason for her to have dropped so much weight, and it´s called a nervous disorder- of some sort.

My sister lost a lot of weight a few years ago, while she was going through an emotional turmoil and had a serious depression. She ate like crazy, really a lot, but she kept losing weight, and then lost a lot of hair etc.

The death of her mother and the months before the actual death must have been terrible for Angie.
She may have stopped eating because of depression, or she may have been very depressed but still ate normally, and yet lost weight.

Nervous disorders devour not only the mind but also the body.

Yes, she would (even) better with more weight.
But she is beaming and absolutely gorgeous thin as she is now.

This is a true case of beauty coming from within and showing on the outside.

Give her a break!

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 5:21pm
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sweet jesus, angie.

gain some weight.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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#29 said everything that was necessary to say.

That bitch has no purpose in life, her acting abilities are very limited too.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 5:49pm
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*barfs*

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 5:53pm
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the kind of bastards that don't like/love angie are the kind that love brit/lindsey/paris and the rest of them hollywood crack bitches

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 6:01pm
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@ #31 That's a big pile of bullcrap. Those other parasite hoes you named I despise them even more. They are worse than Angelina "chimp arms" Jolie but that that doesn't beam the chimp into my preferred list of women.

Plus those fugly looking bridgestone tire lips, all dry and cracked give me shudders. Fuck this Angelina bitch!!

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 6:12pm
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omg her body looks like she's 70. her arms and hands and legs make me want to vomit; my grandma's arms have less veins. so overrated. pretty eyes and great lips, but absolutely nothing else.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 7:18pm
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Ok, I really don't get the forhead comments. Other than her huge jaw, her face is nicely shaped.
Anyways, #29 is completely right. If you think she looks washed out here, look at pictures of her without makeup. Her skin looks like a smoker's skin and she seems much older. On top of that, she really is too thin! She's obviously sick, yet people are so nice, but when it comes to models, even if they look healthy, everyone just has to bitch. That is not cool, man!

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 7:20pm
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you know and I know she is beautiful, it's nice to see her smile

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 7:29pm
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Spoonie Luv
do you mean #34?

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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She is one of the few celebs out there who actually cares about third world people....um, let's see, how is she a racist again??? Ridiculous. She has devoted time, energy, money to the causes of countries nobody even heard of until she brought attention to the suffering there.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 8:52pm
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I didn't say she IS racist, I just she SOUNDS racist and extremely ignorant.

First of all, All her "charity" stints were for publicity. Why would she have a photoshoot in Africa with a boy without pants? That was the most ridiculous thing i've seen in a while. If it was all professional, why didn't they at least give him some clothes for the photo? And why'd they make it extra dramatic with the black & white? That photoshoot was totally unnecessary and an obvious cry for attention, as usual.
If she really cared about the world, she wouldn't always brag about her "charitable efforts". Nicole Kidman and other celebrities do charity yet they don't brag about it all the time and never shut up until they are SURE that the WHOLE world is aware of what they did. Who cares, Angelina, Who cares? What is she trying to prove to the world? That she's god?

Also, she talks about her children as if they are objects. The most absurd thing ever is that she actually admitted that she wants a "colorful" family. Is it about really wanting a family and helping people or it is about making your family as "cool" and unique as possible? She's retarded. She said that she wants to "balance the races". Well, what the hell? Why would you need to balance the races? Why must she always bring up RACE? She is the one causing the problems herself! If she just loves her children equally and treats them all the same, there will be no problems! Why would she even adopt children of other races if she's going to complain so much?
She acts like children are toys. One of the funniest things she ever said was "Mad is so excited that his new brother is from Asia!". Oh wow, how ridiculous. HE IS 5 FUCKING YEARS OLD. I'm sure he doesn't even really know where Asia is. Also, if she was so concerned about him having a sibling to relate to, why didn't she adopt another CAMBODIAN? But no, All asians are the same...Not!
Did she adopt Pax because SHE wants more children or is it because Maddox wanted a new toy? that is truly fucked up. That's what her kids are--NEW ACCESSORIES!
What's next? I'm going to bitch to my parents and say "mom, dad, you guys are like sooooo mean....why didnt you give me a sibling that looks more like me???? like like omg my hair is a little bit lighter than my sister's hair and i'm tanner and my lips aree bigger!!! omg i have no one to relate to, i'm such an outcast!"

ughh. And she named her daughter Zahara Marley. Ummm I know she gave her the name "Zahara" because she wanted her daughter to have an exotic, african name, BUT ZAHARA IS ARABIC, NOT AFRICAN! Also, wtf, MARLEY???? So Bob Marley was black, and her daughter is black, so she gave her that middle name? Marley isn't even a name! It's a last name of BRITISH origin.

I could go on and on about this worthless, attention whore, ignorant, ugly piece of shit SLUT, but I won't. :-D

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:33am
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She looks awful - way too skinny, and starting to show signs of aging. Mind you, I didn't think that she was all that hot when she was in shape either.

In 10 years she'll look like and old skinny wrinkly witch, trust me!

A good partership with Brad Pitt though, since he is also very over-rated and is a terrible actor.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 1:51am
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Yeah johnny rotten of course. I fucked it up. My bad. ;)

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:42am
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what the hell is happening to this site? lord have mercy

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 7:52am
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Word @ Sasha, that´s some real shit you dropped there girl!!!
I fucking hate thus fugly manface slut!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 8:48am
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thats probably one of the most beautiful faces I have seen but my god, she has no body, no curves and no ass as pg 5 confirms

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 9:30am
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Damn Sasha, I never thought of it that way. When you put shit into perspective like that it makes a lot of sense. I'm not gonna lie, I still think she is absolutely gorgeous, but what I really loved about her was her charitable efforts. You're right about the bragging shit. If she wanted to do good things for people then she would not go out of her way to be recognized for it. People should do things out of pure kindness and generosity and not because they expect something in return.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 11:50am
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Good Lord that mouth and those teeth, UGLY. Doped up looking eyes too, I just can't see that much beauty in her. Sorry.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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She's stronger, prettier, nicer and more wonderful than you MR B!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 12:34am
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Sasha - I dig your point of view. We should discuss this further over an alcoholic drink or two, if it's alright with you.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 4:07am
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the most overrated transvestite on planet earth...

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 11:35am
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She is a too goodlooking of a husband for the pretty girl Pitt

Saturday, May 26th, 2007 @ 2:52am
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Oh, and none of you have any flaws and will never age. OMG she's human after all! You all are just plain jealous, and I'd rather have veins than be a fat pig, or an ugly face and personality like anyone here slamming her.

Monday, May 28th, 2007 @ 12:11am
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She's a low-life slut at best. I don't know why anyone would admire this lying piece of garbage.

Monday, May 28th, 2007 @ 9:52am
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maddox wanted a new pet, so angie got one for him and called it pax.
this way, mad has something to play with when not tossed into daycare.
if angie truly cared about kids, she would spend quality time with them all (including shiloh) especially when her mom was dying instead of jetting all over the world making movies.
she has nothing to cry about her mom being gone cause she could have spent more time with her mom instead of doing that mighty heart movie.

she should look for quality time with her family, not increasing the quantity of "pets" to entertain her existing kids.

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 1:03am
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Completely beautiful and thin, but not too thin or even close. Only vey lean and super toned. Stay thin Angelina.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 7:05pm
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FOr #40.. you know..I use to like Jolie too..but a woman who does all that charity work and can not close her legs for a couple more months for the divorce to be over..She can fuck Pitt all she wants..but at least have some respect for Jennifer..That just means she is two face...she can do all the charity work in the world but all she is to me now is a two face homewrecker who has no respect for others..

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:16pm
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She's positively gorgeous! Don't we all wish we were that thin?? I'd take the veins if I could look like her!

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 6:52pm
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Wow. She is amazingly beautiful. Always will be. I do agree though... she could afford to gain some lbs.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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she looks like grover from sesame street

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:37pm
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Overrated.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 3:10pm
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A classy interesting multi faceted gem of a woman- do not utter her name in the same sentence as lyndsay,paris,nicole, etc....

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 8:53pm
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Hahaha Sasha destroyed this retarded slut. rofl

Hey homie you are a hothead or? Like your attitude, because you are right in what you wrote.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:53am
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Seconded about the GIA look . . . just without the accompanying "death around the eyes".

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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She is definitely too thin now. Hotter when she has curves. And those veins are really gross. Why are they are so prominent? It's not like she's pale and you can just see the color, they are actually raised.

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 2:37pm
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Wow! Everyone is so snarky around here! Especially Sasha, honestly, don't you have anything better to do with your time? I think she could gain weight for health reasons, but why care?

Sunday, March 9th, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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