Juicy Wardrobe Malfunction: Mischa Barton Boob & Nipple Slip
Posted on Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 11:00pm by Moelicious

It was bound to happen one day or another. After all, that's what happens when you walk out of your hotel room wearing an overpriced, ripped-up towel.
W/ the nipple-damage behind us, we must consider the ramifications of such an event. Considering how Mischa's career was already in tatters prior to this incident, I simply can't see how this will help her make any progress.
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Stoned, stupid, and her tit's hanging out. Where can I get a job like that?
her nipple is so pretty...
nice nipples.
pufftastic.
Nice nipples, but it won´t help her, she´s still fugly.
Beautiful tits!!! I love her nipple.
i love that sex tape was a voting option !!!! :)
Yeah....Who is Paul Mccartney over there?
her tits are as boring as she is...
You know...I always thought this bitch is so over rated. Absolutely nothing special.
But I gotta admit, that's a pretty nipple. :)
Yummy nipples. Suckalicious.
her nipples are a lot nicer compare to her legs.
Is that Pauli Shore standing by the nip?
I'd like to to thank all who made this possible, first the photographer and their strive for the money shot and the makers of that flimsy top without which the titty wouldn't have popped out, and Bastardly for presenting us with these pictures and most of all I'd like to thank Mischa's parents for concieving her and delivering her to this point in her life where we are looking at her bare nipple and last but not least, thank you Mischa for having such a beautiful nipple, I am excited to be here looking at her soft pink areola. I so nervous, I hope I didn't forget anyone, thankyou all. Thank you Mischa, I love your titty, I want to suck on it!
Very good looking nipple. She is still plain and boring, but her geometric nipple does get me to notice her.
Shes seems so sweet and innocent for a nipple slip. I expected it from Tara Reid but not from her.
The yummy nipple makes up for the shapeless legs.
So much for double sided tape....
Nip, nip hooray, nip, nip hooray!!!!!
Dink hit the nail right on the head.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BOOBIE
that's no nipple slip, that's the WHOLE TIT
She is an average Hollywood whore and this nip slip will only hasten the end her nosediving career. Respect to her amazing nipples.
Puffy Pufferson.
Cute nipple, show both now!
what the HELL are those shoes she has on
I like her nipple.
Meh. Next step: sextape.
What's with the dopey look on both of their faces. The guy looks like Droopy, that old cartoon dog. She obviously knows that it is out, but doesn't seem to care. Plus nice old lady shoes.
Nice!!!
Mischa's so freak'n hot. In a split second, if I were the dude with her, I'd take her home, get her naked, and bang her silly. The girl just needs some love.
I agree she needs some love. Let me proffer that she also needs to run some stairs.
Poor thing!
Never thought she would end up this way....
I was never a fan of hers until I saw her nipples in a post from last year and the instant that I saw her beautiful puffy nips, I fell in love. All we need now is a Mischa "sex tape" (hopefully with someone other than the old man seen with her here) so I can have have some great jerk off material and so that she will have also officially jumped the shark!
Who is that douchebag beside her? By the way, what suckable titties!
Like that hammy puffy nipple....suits the pig that she is....
she has nice nipples
oh man is she a troll, outfit and all :) nice nip though!
Really delicious - she is a super girl: Show us more your nipples, they are really great!!!
is that her dad?
ew puffy nipples
She is a sexy pot head boozhound. Just like me. ;)
From that angle she looks one of the Olsen anorexics and I'm quite surprised we don't see a hickey mark.
And it´s so obvious that this all was carefully planned, gotta love it.
Wow!!!
When you have such beautiful, perfect tits, why not share them with everyone so we can all enjoy.
OMG! me and mischa barton have the same nipples!! haha no joke mine look exactly like hers! yes i thought i was the only one with those kind lol
Yummy.. i still dislike her but if she comes up with a sextape i may have 2 reconsider..
Nice tits. I had no idea she had such pretty nipples with the shapeless clothes she wears. I say she's better off showing the top than the bottom. Good choice, for once. :)
i still dig her and that sweet nip looks in need of a good hard sucking but who's the old douche with her?
oh yeah and who is this guy shes with? he looks really old and ugly
Neck Down
Waist Up
That's the only thing she has going for her.
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