Juicy Wardrobe Malfunction: Mischa Barton Boob & Nipple Slip





It was bound to happen one day or another. After all, that's what happens when you walk out of your hotel room wearing an overpriced, ripped-up towel.

W/ the nipple-damage behind us, we must consider the ramifications of such an event. Considering how Mischa's career was already in tatters prior to this incident, I simply can't see how this will help her make any progress.



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49 Scandalous Comments

Stoned, stupid, and her tit's hanging out. Where can I get a job like that?

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 4:41pm

her nipple is so pretty...

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 4:49pm

nice nipples.
pufftastic.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 4:51pm

Nice nipples, but it won´t help her, she´s still fugly.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 5:13pm

Beautiful tits!!! I love her nipple.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 5:20pm

i love that sex tape was a voting option !!!! :)

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 5:24pm

Yeah....Who is Paul Mccartney over there?

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 5:37pm

her tits are as boring as she is...

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 6:08pm

You know...I always thought this bitch is so over rated. Absolutely nothing special.

But I gotta admit, that's a pretty nipple. :)

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 6:33pm

Yummy nipples. Suckalicious.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 6:41pm

her nipples are a lot nicer compare to her legs.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 7:01pm

Is that Pauli Shore standing by the nip?

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 7:38pm

I'd like to to thank all who made this possible, first the photographer and their strive for the money shot and the makers of that flimsy top without which the titty wouldn't have popped out, and Bastardly for presenting us with these pictures and most of all I'd like to thank Mischa's parents for concieving her and delivering her to this point in her life where we are looking at her bare nipple and last but not least, thank you Mischa for having such a beautiful nipple, I am excited to be here looking at her soft pink areola. I so nervous, I hope I didn't forget anyone, thankyou all. Thank you Mischa, I love your titty, I want to suck on it!

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 7:59pm

Very good looking nipple. She is still plain and boring, but her geometric nipple does get me to notice her.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 8:48pm

Shes seems so sweet and innocent for a nipple slip. I expected it from Tara Reid but not from her.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 9:07pm

The yummy nipple makes up for the shapeless legs.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 10:12pm

So much for double sided tape....

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 11:34pm

Nip, nip hooray, nip, nip hooray!!!!!

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 12:32am

Dink hit the nail right on the head.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 1:09am

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BOOBIE

that's no nipple slip, that's the WHOLE TIT

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 2:17am

She is an average Hollywood whore and this nip slip will only hasten the end her nosediving career. Respect to her amazing nipples.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 2:26am

Puffy Pufferson.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 2:55am

Cute nipple, show both now!

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 6:21am

what the HELL are those shoes she has on

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 8:05am

I like her nipple.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 9:46am

Meh. Next step: sextape.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 11:04am

What's with the dopey look on both of their faces. The guy looks like Droopy, that old cartoon dog. She obviously knows that it is out, but doesn't seem to care. Plus nice old lady shoes.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 3:32pm

Nice!!!

Sunday, May 20th, 2007 @ 7:50am

Mischa's so freak'n hot. In a split second, if I were the dude with her, I'd take her home, get her naked, and bang her silly. The girl just needs some love.

Sunday, May 20th, 2007 @ 3:38pm

I agree she needs some love. Let me proffer that she also needs to run some stairs.

Sunday, May 20th, 2007 @ 7:23pm

Poor thing!
Never thought she would end up this way....

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 10:45am

I was never a fan of hers until I saw her nipples in a post from last year and the instant that I saw her beautiful puffy nips, I fell in love. All we need now is a Mischa "sex tape" (hopefully with someone other than the old man seen with her here) so I can have have some great jerk off material and so that she will have also officially jumped the shark!

Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 10:27pm

Who is that douchebag beside her? By the way, what suckable titties!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 9:25pm

Like that hammy puffy nipple....suits the pig that she is....

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 @ 9:03pm

she has nice nipples

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 11:18am

oh man is she a troll, outfit and all :) nice nip though!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:02am

Really delicious - she is a super girl: Show us more your nipples, they are really great!!!

Saturday, July 7th, 2007 @ 5:02am

is that her dad?

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 2:48am

ew puffy nipples

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 @ 9:23am

She is a sexy pot head boozhound. Just like me. ;)

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 12:01am

From that angle she looks one of the Olsen anorexics and I'm quite surprised we don't see a hickey mark.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 @ 4:15pm

And it´s so obvious that this all was carefully planned, gotta love it.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 5:15pm

Wow!!!
When you have such beautiful, perfect tits, why not share them with everyone so we can all enjoy.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 5:41pm

OMG! me and mischa barton have the same nipples!! haha no joke mine look exactly like hers! yes i thought i was the only one with those kind lol

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 8:01pm

Yummy.. i still dislike her but if she comes up with a sextape i may have 2 reconsider..

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 9:09pm

Nice tits. I had no idea she had such pretty nipples with the shapeless clothes she wears. I say she's better off showing the top than the bottom. Good choice, for once. :)

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 11:09am

i still dig her and that sweet nip looks in need of a good hard sucking but who's the old douche with her?

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 5:16pm

oh yeah and who is this guy shes with? he looks really old and ugly

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 8:06pm

Neck Down
Waist Up
That's the only thing she has going for her.

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 8:07pm

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