Eva Longoria @ Entertainment Weekly Upfront Party
Thursday, May 17th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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wtf is up with that dress???? Space age princess. But the shoes are peep toe so Big Papi will be happy.
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What the hell is up with all these chicks wearing those open-toed heels. Makes them look like they have fucking hooves. Mr tumness styleeee
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She just isn't sexy. Longoria is pretty, but I've seen sexier women working as cashiers at Wal-Mart.
There's just something about her I don't like.
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no matter what is said about her being a whore.. she's still gorgeous imo
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WAIT! -- are we allowed to call her a whore in this post?
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That dress looks like it's straight out of the Golden Girls (and shortened, of course)
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Great looking, but I would still use the extra strength condoms.
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I'm bored of this flat chested dwarf, NEXT!
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I used to think she was hot, but then I saw her without makeup and I was disgusted. She looks sick without makeup. Her tan is even part of her makeup.
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after seeing a few too many pics of her without make up, I have come to the conclusion that pics like these are just lies and not representative of what she really looks like.
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Nowwww,Here's what i think about Eva Longoria...She has a pretty face,she wears SOOOO much make-up though,It's not necessary.It looks unnatural and she looks almost plastic.She has a cute,petite body..This dress is hideous though.I've seen her a lot on desperate housewives though,She always looks good on there.
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For being so young she wears so much makeup, so when she doesn't have any on she looks totally different. I don't like that.
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Very milfy.
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