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god damn....biel looks so ugly and busted...then again these 2 are nothing special today

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 11:12am
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Wow - this picture took me by surprise! I wouldn't have guessed that those two were in the limelights that early, and together at that. How recent is that article?

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 11:20am
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They look weird. I would say either Jessica had some minor work done or she eventually grew into her features because she looks very odd there. ScarJo looks the same

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 11:41am
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And years later they banged jtimberfake at the same time.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 12:18pm
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No, they haven't had work done.

It's pretty obvious that they just grew into their features. Most beautiful women were odd-looking at about that age.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 12:21pm
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they look like they were smoking the sticky icky

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 12:58pm
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They still look like complete, average shit.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 1:06pm
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really? I think Jessica looks cute as hell-like an elf or something. I didn't know they were popular when they were younger. Scarlett looks almost exactly the same.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 1:09pm
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jeez.. there was a time when scarlett was the cute one? wow things change.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 1:21pm
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Word @ 7, and they haven´t improved one single bit.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 1:26pm
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Biel doesn't have 60lbs of eye makeup on. That's why she looks different.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 2:24pm
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I second that one Alex. "It’s pretty obvious that they just grew into their features. Most beautiful women were odd-looking at about that age"
I always knew that Jessica would be a stunner when she grew up a bit more.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 2:30pm
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I dont know why but I love this picture. I'll have to save it. They were both unusual looking little girls who became really beautiful.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 2:56pm
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biel's had her nose done. enough said.

You do not grow INTO a cute little button nose (that looks lik it's been sculpted by M'angelo himself). People usually grow OUT of the cute little button nose...i.e. why you nose looks bigger when you grow older, plus it looks pretty obvious to me that she's got a bulbous nose although it isn't huge it's very subtle...

And if you're going to argue that her nose looks bad because of the angle pick any picture of her now and you'll see with your beady little eyes that her nose looks absolutely perfect and it doesn't make sense with this one

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:48am
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*faints from cuteness exposure*

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 7:42am
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WTF...?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 11:50am
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I have never thought either of the "Bitches" were pretty!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 5:41am
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"Bitches"????? Who the hell are you to call two lovely young women Bitches...as if you are better than them. Wonder what people are calling you??

Do you realize that, though a young girl may be awkward looking and have a cutsie look about her, she grows into her own both physically, and mentally after time. It's a matter of natural human development.

We had a lanky, tall, average looking girl in our high school that guys made fun of and teased. Twenty years later at our high school reunion, a Woman walked in which made eyes turn and mouths drop...you know the kind. Well, it just happened to that same lank, tall girl that grew up to become a model, went on to get her degree in gemology and know owns a jewlery store in California.

Not "pretty"??? I think your glasses need to go up in strength.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 7:52pm
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Jessica Biel had her nose done, a lot of actresses do, her doc was a genious, because it is so subtle, most girls have really bad bad nose jobs. She had ass implants as well. Beauty in a bottle or the surgeon. The only one that has not had anything done is Scarlett, she is by definition a natural beauty.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 2:47am
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