23 Scandalous Comments

I'm hiding nuts in my cheek.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 2:10pm

is she wearing contact lenses??

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 2:11pm

dammit - #1 said exactly what I was thinking! ha!

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 2:26pm

"I won the 'look like your dog' contest...I have a pitbull named ugly."

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 2:31pm

"A penny for your impure thoughts..."

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 3:29pm

I'm on my way to looking EXACTLY like Carmen Electra.

*marv albert voice*
YES!

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 4:02pm

I like to nibble on acorns and store some in my cheeks for later! Teehee!

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 4:05pm

# 1 stole the joke!

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 5:03pm

I'd like to thank Alvin, Simon & Theodore...

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 5:04pm

Yes, #1, but the question now is......Who's nuts is she hiding?

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 5:08pm

man you can slap all the rich you want her, girl is still fug underneath.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 5:09pm

Wow. cheek flexation. also known as a smile.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 6:51pm

"when i smile it sounds like stretching leather..."

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 7:02pm

Im gonna be fair and rate this chick when she grows into her cheeks. They kinda look implanted at the moment, but i dont think shes that bad.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 11:38pm

Hi im JOJO.. would you like me to give you a Blow Blow??

what a fake smile she looks like someone stuck a potatoe up her ass or something

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 12:08am

"I'm so glad I decided to hire that guy to follow me around with a fan, so my hair always has that 'blowing in the wind' look, no matter whihc way I face!"

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 5:11am

"Laugh at my cheeks but they provide great suction strenght"

I'd vote her #1 Teen-blowjob

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 5:24am

cher head-how big is that hair?

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 7:06am

mm..not that bad. i really don't mind the cheeks either, just means she got more room up there for..um.."stuff".

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 3:45pm

she was better looking when she was younger

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 3:16pm

she's such a skank, i love it! just watch as the zippers get progressively lower... and that stretching leather comment had me lawl-ing

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 2:40am

uh,xtina,caitie asshole,i mean harmful already did the nuts in the cheek joke and it was'nt funny the first time so we didn't need to be bored with it again.go away forever will you?

Monday, January 7th, 2008 @ 10:22am

flexation. totally not a word.

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 6:53pm

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