The Bastardly Asks: What's Britney Spears Talking About?
Posted on Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 2:02pm by Moelicious
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O.O
I thought that was a dude at first glance in the first pic...
THAT's britnoey spears?! etiher way i have the answer: blah blah blab flab blub blah nice wig doncha think?
Very average looking friend/personal assistant is much better looking than Brit. I'd do her.
I thought she was/is a beautiful girl - I don't understand. I would be lucky to get a cute verdict, judging from this evidence your honor. I'm depressed now:(
Mr Chubby yawns.
Don't know what she's talking about and quite honestly, don't care.
Dayum!!! Look at the size of the bodyguard on page 6!
lord, she back to the boots and legwarmers...
sexy bitch, i love her keep it up brit
What #3 said.
I kinda imagine Scooby Doo's laugh coming out of her mouth when she's doing it. Either that or her head turns into an alien and she bites off the heads of her victims, but I kinda dig the Scooby idea myself...
Same as #1, I thought this was Brandon Davis at first. Her assistant has a pretty face, but her body not so much. Still, next to Britney, she looks great.
"didja hea bout that new, chicken fried, flamin' hawt cheeto salad"...?..."you are the assistant raaaht...i got some ass pimples that need poppin'"...
with all that money that bitch has she has to rock wigs cheaper than a prostitute in vegas...ive seen better wigs on a transvestite on fremont street...and those fishnets we have seen before..holes have gotten bigger...lay off the xanax brit please...
BABES?! O_o
That is beyond words. Yuuuuuuck!!!
I wonder how low Brit can go.
SHe sayen "girl, remind me to pick up some cocoa butter sticks for my bodygaurds rusty ass elbows" see pix #9
I dont know whats more stank, his elbows or her funky looken Cyndi Lauper days gone by fishnets.PPPPEEEEE---UUUUUU!
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