A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend
"Filled with humor, ribaldry, common sense, and assorted outdoor skills, A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend is the next dating guide to dominate the bestseller lists."

i wonder if there is a section on acclimating him to your $1000/day coke habit

nope.

Ooooo. Ribald!

No. Ban her worthless ass from Bastardly

She still has plenty of surprises in store for us I think.

I think we all realize there's going to be a point where she gets religion and starts hypocritically judging all of us, right?

what ever, she's hot

She's barely over 20 years old, but her breasts are all big and saggy. Sad.

mmm, what a pair of zizze! can't wait for a sextape of miss Lohan

Shes certainly gaining points with me,she doesnt look half that bad here

Just another ugly white girl in Hollywood....

She has the skin of an 80 yr old sun worshipper!!!!!!!!!

She's not hot, but unlike Paris Hilton types, I don't wish she'd go away. I find her pleasantly entertaining.

nips nips hooorraay

eww freckled skin!

mmmm...strawberry milk...

I remember that before she broke big she was punkd by ashton. she still had a lot of her baby fat then. she looked so innocent then. I never imagined she was going to end up on video doing rails. It's a shame there are so many self-destructs out in Hollywood. I'd like to think that these guys would be so happy they made it that they wouldn't throw it away but hollywood is what it is. the boulevard of broken dreams.

who finds this girl hot? american hillbilly's??

Those are fake and look fake for sure!!! they are way too perky and the right one is lobsided and higher than the left!

Get your freckled snatch out and we'll consider it.

Why are her nipples so high?

apparently, coke will kill your titties even in your 20's and infects them with mass freckles

this befreckled bitch is such a dirty whore, a dirty whore in a bad way