41 Scandalous Comments

Hideous.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 1:59am

fake looking whore, just like her bitchy sis!!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 2:10am

Skany, skanky, skanky. She needs to stop with the self bronzer, and look up some tricks on how NOT to look like a fucking tranny. And the fake tits are gross. I wouldnt fuck her with Moe's cock.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 2:18am

She looks very old and cruel.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 2:26am

did she swallow radon? what the fuck is the matter with her skin?

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 2:39am

fergalicious.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 3:13am

wtf...this bitch doesnt even look human here...she looks plastic...damn

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 6:41am

night of the living used, abused and alleged skeet-sheet owner...i bet she looks up her ex's "minnipple" and it adds to her depressed downfall...

when you are a dumb as a post cutie at your popularity...you are a fucking dunce at your fugliest...and to think they thought her tits were too big for Christian music...lol

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 7:09am

2 words-tranny fanny

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 7:54am

ps fake boobs right?

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 8:58am

looks like she went to the Anna Nicole Smith School of Fashion.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 9:42am

I think with a lot of these celebrities, they just don't know when to quit. Call me boring but my actual appearance hasn't changed much over the years. Hair and makeup have improved or changed with what's in but people that see me know it's me. Like Jessica, a lot of the young girls must be unhappy or something. Why are they constantly changing their hair, bodies, makeup like we all change our underwear??? Why can't people just be themselves? I don't want to sound too corny here but it just boggles my mind. It's like she's crying out HELP ME. That look is awful. I like the hair color but she looks to phony. I would never ever want to be a celebrity, no way no how. Her parents must be so proud of what they created.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 9:54am

Sorry, I am going to add to me post here. I really really love her hair color and I think it would look a lot better if she toned down the lipstick and the makeup and covered her boobs up. We ALL know she has them, she doesn't need to let us know all the time.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 9:58am

looks (especially in the second picture) like a tranny

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 10:02am

there is nothing wrong with her that firing her makeup guy wouldn't cure... they need to let Jessica be Jessica.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 10:24am

No, really. How old is she? Looks like 500 hundred times botoxed mommy of "papa joe". Yuck!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 10:46am

hey look its jennifer lopez's long lost ugly sister. poor thing they never let her go out in public... mostly due to the fact that she's an embrassment.

I MEAN seriously what in the name of cristo is wrong with this chick? especially with that f*ed look, she's re-inventing herself into a rocky horror show... this just proves that when one sister (ashlee) becomes the better looking, the natural order balances that out by making the other sister (jessica) the fugly one.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 11:37am

Weird. Very weird. But in some bizarre way I like it.

I need a beer.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 11:59am

Nice tits

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 12:02pm

Can't ya tell? She just needs love, now who wants to go first...?

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 12:16pm

Back in the day, washed up former hollywood stars used to fade quietly go into semi-retirement and do useful things like narrate books on tape or shill for third world charities. Not anymore. She might as well jump off a bridge.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 12:41pm

she's getting dangerously close to butta face material.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 12:47pm

why does she look like that?

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 1:43pm

haha look at pic 3
crazy.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 4:06pm

This girl is so disgusting!! She is ALL ONE COLOR and that just isn't right!! Not to mention, if she keeps tanning like that she's gonna have the face of an old leather wallet sometime VERY soon...hell...she practically does now. Girl is a blow-up doll....NEXT!!!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 4:15pm

AAAHHH!!! She looks so dirty with all that make-up painted on. Try as she may, she'll never look 'exotic', she actually looked WAY better as a blonde. Her mouth is so huge it looks like it hurts to smile and stretch those implant-filled lips of hers over her teeth

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 7:20pm

She's looking like man.....but those titties are special

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 1:10am

She's starting to resemble her collection of Louis Vuitton luggage... old, leathery and worth far more than their asking price!

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 1:25am

Correction: ... worth far LESS than their asking price.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 1:26am

She looks better with her naturally fair skin...plus the lipstick is horrendous.

Friday, May 11th, 2007 @ 4:16pm

Jessica is beautiful, but I don't like her hair brown. She's changed since she stared dating "JOHN".

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 @ 5:38am

Ugly as hell.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 6:39pm

picture 6 scared the hell out of me

Saturday, August 4th, 2007 @ 8:55pm

still has motorboat-worthy titties!!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 2:02am

what in fucks name do you call this?

Beauty?

blerrrggggghhhh

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 6:44am

Maybe the next Batman movie is going to have a female or transgender Joker?

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 7:18am

she looks like she's trying to get a "latina look", but she looks much better with light skin and blonde hair - not that fake blonde hair she promotes. her mouth looks really ugly, those fake lips will never ever look like angie's

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 7:58am

man she really does look like a mannequin

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 9:11am

and picture 3 too! That pic proves she was born as a man

Saturday, August 4th, 2007 @ 8:57pm

P.S. you missed the armpit snatch it's a good (ugly) one

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 6:45am

Nick could see the future and he was having nothing to do with it! WOW even a tranny would have to say GAWD DAMN!!!! Well, I guess she can always fall back on her acting, singing, or endorsements... Then again, she isn't exactly good at any of that. Maybe she could get with Kim K or Parisite and see about making a "video" with John Mayer. Has anybody seen her with John M. lately? There's always QVC!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 9:13am

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