Jessica Simpson Looked Dead @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala
Posted on Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 8:40am by Moelicious

Jessica looks extremely desperate at the moment, so if you got some money & a lot of patience for bimbo-talk, you should definitely consider getting a piece of Jessica Simpson while she's still hot.
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Hideous.
fake looking whore, just like her bitchy sis!!
Skany, skanky, skanky. She needs to stop with the self bronzer, and look up some tricks on how NOT to look like a fucking tranny. And the fake tits are gross. I wouldnt fuck her with Moe's cock.
She looks very old and cruel.
did she swallow radon? what the fuck is the matter with her skin?
fergalicious.
wtf...this bitch doesnt even look human here...she looks plastic...damn
night of the living used, abused and alleged skeet-sheet owner...i bet she looks up her ex's "minnipple" and it adds to her depressed downfall...
when you are a dumb as a post cutie at your popularity...you are a fucking dunce at your fugliest...and to think they thought her tits were too big for Christian music...lol
2 words-tranny fanny
ps fake boobs right?
looks like she went to the Anna Nicole Smith School of Fashion.
I think with a lot of these celebrities, they just don't know when to quit. Call me boring but my actual appearance hasn't changed much over the years. Hair and makeup have improved or changed with what's in but people that see me know it's me. Like Jessica, a lot of the young girls must be unhappy or something. Why are they constantly changing their hair, bodies, makeup like we all change our underwear??? Why can't people just be themselves? I don't want to sound too corny here but it just boggles my mind. It's like she's crying out HELP ME. That look is awful. I like the hair color but she looks to phony. I would never ever want to be a celebrity, no way no how. Her parents must be so proud of what they created.
Sorry, I am going to add to me post here. I really really love her hair color and I think it would look a lot better if she toned down the lipstick and the makeup and covered her boobs up. We ALL know she has them, she doesn't need to let us know all the time.
looks (especially in the second picture) like a tranny
there is nothing wrong with her that firing her makeup guy wouldn't cure... they need to let Jessica be Jessica.
No, really. How old is she? Looks like 500 hundred times botoxed mommy of "papa joe". Yuck!
hey look its jennifer lopez's long lost ugly sister. poor thing they never let her go out in public... mostly due to the fact that she's an embrassment.
I MEAN seriously what in the name of cristo is wrong with this chick? especially with that f*ed look, she's re-inventing herself into a rocky horror show... this just proves that when one sister (ashlee) becomes the better looking, the natural order balances that out by making the other sister (jessica) the fugly one.
Weird. Very weird. But in some bizarre way I like it.
I need a beer.
Nice tits
Can't ya tell? She just needs love, now who wants to go first...?
Back in the day, washed up former hollywood stars used to fade quietly go into semi-retirement and do useful things like narrate books on tape or shill for third world charities. Not anymore. She might as well jump off a bridge.
she's getting dangerously close to butta face material.
why does she look like that?
haha look at pic 3
crazy.
This girl is so disgusting!! She is ALL ONE COLOR and that just isn't right!! Not to mention, if she keeps tanning like that she's gonna have the face of an old leather wallet sometime VERY soon...hell...she practically does now. Girl is a blow-up doll....NEXT!!!
AAAHHH!!! She looks so dirty with all that make-up painted on. Try as she may, she'll never look 'exotic', she actually looked WAY better as a blonde. Her mouth is so huge it looks like it hurts to smile and stretch those implant-filled lips of hers over her teeth
She's looking like man.....but those titties are special
She's starting to resemble her collection of Louis Vuitton luggage... old, leathery and worth far more than their asking price!
Correction: ... worth far LESS than their asking price.
She looks better with her naturally fair skin...plus the lipstick is horrendous.
Jessica is beautiful, but I don't like her hair brown. She's changed since she stared dating "JOHN".
Ugly as hell.
picture 6 scared the hell out of me
still has motorboat-worthy titties!!
what in fucks name do you call this?
Beauty?
blerrrggggghhhh
Maybe the next Batman movie is going to have a female or transgender Joker?
she looks like she's trying to get a "latina look", but she looks much better with light skin and blonde hair - not that fake blonde hair she promotes. her mouth looks really ugly, those fake lips will never ever look like angie's
man she really does look like a mannequin
and picture 3 too! That pic proves she was born as a man
P.S. you missed the armpit snatch it's a good (ugly) one
Nick could see the future and he was having nothing to do with it! WOW even a tranny would have to say GAWD DAMN!!!! Well, I guess she can always fall back on her acting, singing, or endorsements... Then again, she isn't exactly good at any of that. Maybe she could get with Kim K or Parisite and see about making a "video" with John Mayer. Has anybody seen her with John M. lately? There's always QVC!
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