Sara Jean Underwood is 2007 Playboy Playmate of the Year



Is it just me or does this chick have some Asian in her? Anyway, here's some info on Sara b/c I'm sure you all wanna get to know her first before carrying on w/ your biz...

Sara Jean Underwood (born 26 March 1984) was the cover model for the October 2005 issue of Playboy. She has appeared as Playmate of the Month for July 2006 and 2007 Playmate of the Year in the June 2007 issue of the men's magazine. She is a senior at Oregon State University. She is from Scappoose, Oregon and graduated from Scappoose High School in 2002.
She appeared on the cover of the October 2005 issue holding a football with nothing but bodypaint on her to simulate her wearing a jersey similar in design to the ones worn by the OSU Beavers football team with matching bikini briefs. She also appeared in the Girls of Pac 10 pictorial in the same issue. [Wiki]


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*yaaawn*. Nothing new from playboy: bleach blonde with fake breasts. I don't like her. Next.

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 6:59pm
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I think she's super cute.

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 8:03pm
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She's really pretty...lucky bitch.

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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#1- Spot on. That is why Playboy is dying out. Same shit different decade.

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 8:59pm
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any chcik who uses white out on her toes is a mess to me

beside she's bleached out and fake tanned

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 9:38pm
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I swear that there is a factory that clones out these airheaded,bleached blonde and fake titted, wastes of space, I thought the idea of beauty in females was to look better than the next girl, not like a thousand others.

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 10:59pm
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She looks just like all of the other dumb, playboy bitches

Friday, May 4th, 2007 @ 11:23pm
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I don't think her boobs look big and fake (not compared to MOST they have in Playboy), as a matter of fact, they're NORMAL sized. i also like that she's NOT 18...it seemed for a while there, the girls were all SO young! like they wanted them fresh out of high school! at least she's past 21.

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 1:44am
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girl on page 3 next 2 hfer is way hotter than she is

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 1:52am
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her tits are fake...blondewithnobrain...her face is still brutal with all that make up...doesnt do anything for me

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 2:01am
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yeah she kinda looks like a trashy asian import model

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 3:45am
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Dirtty Old Perv Ballsack Hefner! Gag and Puke!

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 4:16am
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Kinda bland & plasticky. And the whole fucking-a-99-year-old-rich-fossil thing does put me off completely. Ew.

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 9:22am
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She looks super young and cute. Heff is still disgusting...

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 9:42am
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She really doesn't do nothing for me. I don't even think she looks cute. She just looks fake as hell and as stupid as it gets. But hey, hat's how Heff likes them! And I agree with number 6, where the hell do they get all of these women that look exatcly the same? 1000s of women looking like blonde Barbies is not hot in the very least.

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 2:46pm
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does not do it for me. move along

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 6:05pm
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She looks like every other coed at UCLA...

Sunday, May 6th, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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Ha ha . . . jealous bitches, the lot of you. Y'all know you'd hit that in a second . . .

Monday, May 7th, 2007 @ 10:14am
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I don't think she's really that attractive. Kind of Anne Heche looking to me. Take off all that perfectly applied make up and she's plain jane. I agree with most here, same stuff different day.

Monday, May 7th, 2007 @ 11:37am
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As a student at OSU here in Oregon, I couldn't be more excited. Finally, something to spice up this boring school. Plus, she's super sweet. Go Beavs (anyone else find it funny..ya know...The Beavers?)

Monday, May 7th, 2007 @ 6:59pm
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I from Scappoose actually. And also in Columbia County is St Helens, which can boast (boast? I wouldn't boast about that, personally, if I were a town) Holly Madison, who, yeah, is gettin' jiggy wit' da Hef himself! So point A: Columbia County, is there something in the water? And point B: some people call Scappoose "da Poose". It's gangsta! Isn't that funny too? The Poose??? Gettt it? Anyone one else find it funny? I hope not.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 2:54am
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All girles that are "hot" just look exactly the same! Im from Sweden and the girls here are Hot Hot Hot, but starting to be the same as in playboy and the other magazines... they all look cloned! A beautiful girl in my eyes are the ones that look naturally good.
But don´t think its right of guys to call them airheads thou. My ex was a stunning blond with fake tits, but it didn´t make her an airhead. Think you guys that call them stupid are the actual airheads. Dont judge a book buy its cover!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 12:11pm
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ohh.... and another thing.... Like any one of you guys would say no to Sara if she came up to you in a club??? Should´nt think soo..... I think you would screw her mom aswell if you had the chance.... and her grandma...

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 12:16pm
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I think it is sad and pathetic that some of you feel the need to tear Sara apart and make up shit that isn't true about her. Her breasts are 100% real and so is the tan which she got from spending time out hiking. She happens to be very intelligent, funny, and is kind to others. She may not be the most beautiful women in the world but she is real. If you don't find her attractive that is one thing you are entitled to your opinion, but don't make up shit about her. Everyone knows you don’t know her so stop trying to pass your opinion off as fact you are only making yourself look like ass. Something you should know she doesn’t think she is hot or better than anyone else she had thought she wasn’t attractive enough for Playboy because she is shorter and has freckles. No wonder we have so many women who suffer with body issues and obsess over their appearance when losers like you pick women apart trying to find any imperfection you can. I can’t imagine how badly the women who were wishing they could look like Sara must feel because of bullshit like yours. You can see how insanely inadequate one women feels when she writes negatively about a female she doesn’t know, as well as categorize a group of women as all being dumb bitches. I guess by knocking them down the seem less threatening to you but all you are doing is contributing to the problem that made you feel so small to begin with. I truly am sorry for those of you who have to look for flaws in others in order to feel more secure about yourself. It is easier to focus on others so you don’t have to face the reflection in the mirror, and until you do you will always be unhappy. Hopefully someday your posts won’t announce to the world that you are a classless, ignorant and unproductive member of society like this shit did. As one of those Playboy bitches at least I can say I don’t look as dumb as you.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 5:35am
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Thanks for the truth(EMPRESS #24).Dont waste your breath with those MORONS!

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 1:28am
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I think she is cute! and yes they are real also!! It is sad though that our society is judged so much on the outer physical beauty! Quite ridiculous but does build a whole lot of revenue all the way around! It's all about the almighty dollar!! SAD!!!!! I don't like the advertising captions at all! What is it teaching and conveying to our children? Sex sells!!! Yeah, right... great... disgusting! Sleeping with the entire football team twice? Is that something to be proud of? We need to teach individuals to have "class!" It's the advertising that is ludicrous and cheap! Not impressed!!

Friday, June 8th, 2007 @ 12:22pm
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actually her breasts arent fake, they are a size 32b, there is an interview where she mentions that.

Sunday, June 10th, 2007 @ 7:19pm
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shut up all u jelous folk out there leavin shity comments,this chick is awesome! just cos ure ass looks like the back of a bus+ have a face like a dogs dinner,dont dis ma we hunny,bite me!

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 5:37pm
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I dont know who the fuck yall think u r but sara is a pimp fuck yall haters.saras my bitch

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 10:39am
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hahahahahaha u can see jealousy in this eithr its a girl who is ugly as fuck and wishes she looked like her or its an ugly ass guy who could nevr in his wildest dreams have a girl as beautiful as she is. you dont even know this girl and already you judge her your pathetic

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 @ 5:05am
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just because shes hotter than you doesn't mean you have to talk shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her boobs are real to bad all yours sag down to the floor dumb bitches

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 @ 7:08pm
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Right on 24empress, well said. Who said Sara Jean is not attractive? I voted for her as the sexy playmate for 2007 as well as another 5 million readers. You idiots whose trash talking about Sara Jean needs to get a life.

Sunday, November 18th, 2007 @ 10:53pm
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Man, anyone who doesn't think that Sara is hot is either the gayest person alive or obviously a lesbian. Case closed.

Friday, January 4th, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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i think she's goregous, and ive seen pictures of her without any makeup on and shes pretty darn attractive. i think the freckles are cute. man if i was only like 4 years older id be a senior with her at osu lol. and you kinda have to be gay if you dont think shes attractive. from the other "hot" girls out there, shes the only one who looks different. look at her face up close, then look at the faces of the 3 girls hefs with now. and beside the fact that she does have normal sized breasts and they dont. when it all comes down to it, you people that bash her just want to see a brunette who is the playmate of the year. and i think its hefs opinion, not ours, so it doesnt seem hes that into brunettes. but hey this girls better than any other playmate ive ever seen.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 2:30pm
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@empress
Sara is one of the hottest women I've ever laid eyes on. To use the word "class" in the same sentence as the name of that disgusting piece of rat discharge simply beggars the imagination. And to suggest that some bastardly trash-talk is more responsible for the f-up body images of young girls than Playboy borders on insanity. What is in point of fact sad and pathetic is that she has to snuggle up to that vile, old, stroked-out, viagra-laced mummy.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 1:34pm
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