Well its not exactly like Mischa has more than one look. After several hours of trying to coax more than a distant gaze from her the photographer probably collapsed sobbing and they just used the pics they had.
japanese companies like has been western celebrities as you can get them to do ads and shit for cheap (mischa barton and cameron diaz are a whole lot cheaper to get than say uma thurman, nicole kidman, and kiera knightly)
Look at every picture, Sean, from here on out. Look at her lips. They're swollen in the wrong places, or they're on crooked, or she can't control them. She looks like she's has a stroke. I know she hasn't. (Apologies and hope to those who have.)
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Is that first picture an effing joke????
Bitch looks like she just farted and is trying to look like it wasn't her....
LOL@ comment #1, that is so true
yea i cant believe they put that pic on the cover...
Well its not exactly like Mischa has more than one look. After several hours of trying to coax more than a distant gaze from her the photographer probably collapsed sobbing and they just used the pics they had.
i could see this nasty skank doing well in japan. they are famous for their love of has beens and wannabes
japanese companies like has been western celebrities as you can get them to do ads and shit for cheap (mischa barton and cameron diaz are a whole lot cheaper to get than say uma thurman, nicole kidman, and kiera knightly)
did she run out of fashion crack?
Nah. They dress them for the photoshoots.
Her lips are off track in that first pic.
Her lips are always off track. She's either been hit with a two-by-four (but not often enough) or had a stroke.
can she just piss off.. i am sick of seeing her make a easy living from nothing
Well...if i put on a dress and some good make up, with photoshop i would make a sexier woman then she is. overrated!
nowhereman, that's a really good observation for pages 1 and 2, but not the last two.
Feed her!
What, again? Every day the same shit.
Enough with this bland, shirt-pissing, overrated bitch already! kthnx
mmmm..kinda nice. she has good days and not so good days.
God i fucking hope she dies soon.
She has a real diarrhea smile.
Look at every picture, Sean, from here on out. Look at her lips. They're swollen in the wrong places, or they're on crooked, or she can't control them. She looks like she's has a stroke. I know she hasn't. (Apologies and hope to those who have.)
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