28 Scandalous Comments

NOT her best look. Bad hair, the eyes look small and puffy and those eyebrows are a little too thick.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 1:18pm

don't care for the hair either

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 1:22pm

i would love to suck a fart out her ass. she so fine.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 1:33pm

That's such a sweet thing to say, Francois. I don't understand why so many women feel the need to get restraining orders against you!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 1:45pm

ewwwwwwwwww you people r sick as hell... anyway.. why does this grl get so much hype.... she is not talented... and wuts the diff btwn her and like britney spears face ???!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 1:53pm

Wow #5, so insightful. Of course she's not talented. The only thing she's talented at is causing erections, which is why we love her. Duh.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 2:02pm

This look would work if she wasn't wearing anything under the sweater.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 2:17pm

hey pussies, you don't like our bastardly comments, go and post on perez hilton or something, jesus

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 2:31pm

#5, ur an idiot. Did you actually just compare Jessica Alba to Britney Spears!!?? Look a few pages down for some of Britney....then come back and make another assinine comment.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 2:40pm

i would also do as the french guy and give her a shot of protein 5 times a day.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 2:44pm

this girl is incapable of looking "bad" just less hot then other days..

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 2:57pm

She'd have the hot librarian look down, if she wre wearing some black rimmed glasses!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 3:04pm

Listen jerky, the difference between Jessica Alba and Britney Spears is the difference between a '61 Mouton Rothschild and a 40 of Schlitz.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 3:08pm

Looks wise, anyone would agree that jessica alba is hotter than shitney, but one must also praise jessica for being classier. thats why i would suck a fart out her ass. hahaha (some people don't have a sense of humor over here)

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 3:19pm

Bull fucking shit she doesn't cause any fucking erections. And most people dont even know who the fuck she is. I repeat she does NOT cause any erections she's too fucking ugly. She only causes erections for dorky men that cant get girls. Oh NO that would NOT be me. Her and Cash Warren are perfect for each other 2 stinky ugly mexicans.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 6:29pm

Barry is clearly homosexual...

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 8:33pm

SHEZ UGLY AS HELL:)

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 9:12pm

I'd bang all her holes.

Modi

Friday, April 27th, 2007 @ 7:01am

LOL TO "hhhhhhh"!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE A MAN OR A WOMAN DOES NOT FIND SLOBBA ATTRACTIVE, HOT, BEAUTIFUL, ETC, DOES NOT MAKE THEM GAY, JEALOUS, STUPID, BLIND FAT OR UGLY. ITS GETTING REALLY BORING TO EVEN INSULT HER FAT ASS ANYMORE, SO ILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS.
HER HANDS LOOK LIKE SHE DIPPED THEM IN SULFURIC ACID, AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANY OF YOU SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS SAY, SHES A FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER WITH NO BRAINS OR BEAUTY TO SPEAK OF. HER PERSONALITY SUCKS THE FATTEST PART OF HOMER SIMPSON'S ASS, HER LOOKS ARE JUST FRIGHTENING AND FUCKIN-A, WE ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER CHEWBACCA HAMMER FEET.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, SHES A BORING, TIRED, USED UP TIRE AND IM SICK OF HER PRETENDING SHES NEW.

Friday, April 27th, 2007 @ 1:19pm

eh, ugly sweater, puffy eyes.

Friday, April 27th, 2007 @ 2:55pm

Sexiest in the world...? I think not!

Saturday, April 28th, 2007 @ 8:10am

KING BISCUT, YOU FUCKIN SAID IT

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 @ 12:34pm

barry

Bull fucking shit she doesn’t cause any fucking erections. And most people dont even know who the fuck she is. I repeat she does NOT cause any erections she’s too fucking ugly. She only causes erections for dorky men that cant get girls. Oh NO that would NOT be me. Her and Cash Warren are perfect for each other 2 stinky ugly mexicans.

LOL!!!!!!!!! i agree, but dont forget, albatross thinks she isnt mexican anymore. what a fucking moron

Friday, July 20th, 2007 @ 3:47pm

she looks soooo much better with her hair dark. She looks good. Abit uncomfortable, but pretty. She is inoffensive to the eye. But from a female perspective not stunning. But I guess the majority of men see her differently. Maybe they prefer girls with features that dont really stand out?

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 7:23pm

'..were wearing black rimmed glasses!'

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 3:05pm

Only a homosexual would find this ugly bitch sexy.

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 9:19pm

ONE MORE THING. CAN ANYONE SAY DOWN SYNDROME? LOL

Friday, April 27th, 2007 @ 1:19pm

and eyebrows still need a good wax.

Friday, April 27th, 2007 @ 2:55pm

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