Jessica Alba @ Step Up Women’s Network 4th Annual Inspiration Awards
Thursday, April 26th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Jessica Alba @ Step Up Women’s Network 4th Annual Inspiration AwardsThursday, April 26th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch 28 Scandalous Comments |
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NOT her best look. Bad hair, the eyes look small and puffy and those eyebrows are a little too thick.
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don't care for the hair either
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i would love to suck a fart out her ass. she so fine.
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That's such a sweet thing to say, Francois. I don't understand why so many women feel the need to get restraining orders against you!
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ewwwwwwwwww you people r sick as hell... anyway.. why does this grl get so much hype.... she is not talented... and wuts the diff btwn her and like britney spears face ???!
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Wow #5, so insightful. Of course she's not talented. The only thing she's talented at is causing erections, which is why we love her. Duh.
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This look would work if she wasn't wearing anything under the sweater.
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hey pussies, you don't like our bastardly comments, go and post on perez hilton or something, jesus
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#5, ur an idiot. Did you actually just compare Jessica Alba to Britney Spears!!?? Look a few pages down for some of Britney....then come back and make another assinine comment.
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i would also do as the french guy and give her a shot of protein 5 times a day.
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this girl is incapable of looking "bad" just less hot then other days..
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She'd have the hot librarian look down, if she wre wearing some black rimmed glasses!
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Listen jerky, the difference between Jessica Alba and Britney Spears is the difference between a '61 Mouton Rothschild and a 40 of Schlitz.
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Looks wise, anyone would agree that jessica alba is hotter than shitney, but one must also praise jessica for being classier. thats why i would suck a fart out her ass. hahaha (some people don't have a sense of humor over here)
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Bull fucking shit she doesn't cause any fucking erections. And most people dont even know who the fuck she is. I repeat she does NOT cause any erections she's too fucking ugly. She only causes erections for dorky men that cant get girls. Oh NO that would NOT be me. Her and Cash Warren are perfect for each other 2 stinky ugly mexicans.
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Barry is clearly homosexual...
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SHEZ UGLY AS HELL:)
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I'd bang all her holes.
Modi
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LOL TO "hhhhhhh"!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE A MAN OR A WOMAN DOES NOT FIND SLOBBA ATTRACTIVE, HOT, BEAUTIFUL, ETC, DOES NOT MAKE THEM GAY, JEALOUS, STUPID, BLIND FAT OR UGLY. ITS GETTING REALLY BORING TO EVEN INSULT HER FAT ASS ANYMORE, SO ILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS.
HER HANDS LOOK LIKE SHE DIPPED THEM IN SULFURIC ACID, AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANY OF YOU SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS SAY, SHES A FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER WITH NO BRAINS OR BEAUTY TO SPEAK OF. HER PERSONALITY SUCKS THE FATTEST PART OF HOMER SIMPSON'S ASS, HER LOOKS ARE JUST FRIGHTENING AND FUCKIN-A, WE ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER CHEWBACCA HAMMER FEET.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, SHES A BORING, TIRED, USED UP TIRE AND IM SICK OF HER PRETENDING SHES NEW.
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eh, ugly sweater, puffy eyes.
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Sexiest in the world...? I think not!
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KING BISCUT, YOU FUCKIN SAID IT
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barry
Bull fucking shit she doesn’t cause any fucking erections. And most people dont even know who the fuck she is. I repeat she does NOT cause any erections she’s too fucking ugly. She only causes erections for dorky men that cant get girls. Oh NO that would NOT be me. Her and Cash Warren are perfect for each other 2 stinky ugly mexicans.
LOL!!!!!!!!! i agree, but dont forget, albatross thinks she isnt mexican anymore. what a fucking moron
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she looks soooo much better with her hair dark. She looks good. Abit uncomfortable, but pretty. She is inoffensive to the eye. But from a female perspective not stunning. But I guess the majority of men see her differently. Maybe they prefer girls with features that dont really stand out?
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'..were wearing black rimmed glasses!'
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Only a homosexual would find this ugly bitch sexy.
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ONE MORE THING. CAN ANYONE SAY DOWN SYNDROME? LOL
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and eyebrows still need a good wax.
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