The Bastardly Morning Report by Bastardly Kansas City!
Monday, April 23rd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
I visited Kansas City over the weekend for baseball and bbq and spent Saturday afternoon walking around the area known as The Plaza. On one street corner in front of the Burberry store was this man, I have no other way of describing him aside from being The Kansas City Dancing Machine. Later on in the afternoon he jamming to some Rock With You but this was him at the beginning of his performance.
UPDATE: The man above is J-wizz, dancing for his own cause. SourceThanks Tony.
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If I came across this shit, I'd go find another homeless guy and pay him 50 bucks to smash his radio and hit him in the head with a Louisville Slugger.
If this slimy piece of human tripe was in front of my residence or place of business, I'd be really pissed off. It's lazy, non working fuckheads like this that make the rest of us have to work that much harder to support his monkey ass.
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Thanks for the video and the props to KC!!! Whether you knew it or not you actually came in (no homo) on a huge debate in our little cowtown: Plaza merchants vs. panhandlers. The name that local business people give to the beggars: "Visual Blight."
And I'm not sure but the dude's given name just might be: James "J-Wizz" Hathorn. He was recently profiled along with all of the Plaza panhandlers in a chronicle of annoying people local townsfolks had to endure while shopping during X-mas time.
Anyway, I just wanted to send a quick shoutout your way: Awesome post. Awesome blog!!!
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Thank you for the props too, Tony! I got a few pics of the bbq places that I'll probably post up even though it has nothing to do with the chicks everyone is so accustomed to but I gotta say that the bbq was nothing short of awesome.
J-Wizz was non-stop... as I walked past him after my initial viewing it looked as though he took no breaks. I think the boombox was what set it off for me. hah!
Oh... and my favorite lookout spot for cute girls had to have been the Urban Outfitters. Go figure. I'm guessing it was prom night w/ all the kids out at the restaurants and taking pics at the fountain.
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