Lindsay Lohan MySpace & Personal Email Hacked. The Internet Sucks.
Thursday, April 19th, 2007 around evening with martini & women in hand

First of all, it must seriously suck to be a celebrity in the Internet Age. God damn.
And secondly, major props must go to Oh No They Didn't! where a bunch of kids gather to bullshit on anything & everything that falls under the superficial category (unlike what we do here). If you're not doing anything for the next couple weeks, I would highly recommend reading all the 27,872 comments (and counting). I just finished speed reading through all the 30 pages & there were a few golden comments hidden in there. Let us know about the ones you find interesting...
If you're not particularly interested in reading repetitive comments, why not read a few of Lindsay Lohan's personal emails instead?
MORE INFO:
- Lindsay's MySpace
- Photos you see were part of the "hacked" goodies package












Just show us the blowjobs and anal fucking and be done with it. It's the only reason we are even paying attention to here.
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her myspace was closed down, what did it have on it?
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wth...they coulda hacked it and not said anything...at least waited until something really outrageous came on- all the little kids having an intermat spat? lol
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this chick is not even worth the 10 minutes it would take to torrent her eventual sex tape.
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I'll summarize how this happened...
Lindsay: "Hey Paris, I've been out of the headlines for a few weeks and it's totally bumming me out."
Paris: "Oh no, that's not hot at all!"
Lindsay: "I know! I'm, like, depressed and shit."
Paris: "I have an awesome idea!"
Lindsay: "Spill it, ho!"
Paris: "Remember a couple of years ago when I gave that guy I blew at the club some of my stuff from my sidekick so that he could post it all over the Net claiming he hacked it from me? You could totally do that! It would hit the blogs and news within 24 hours and you’d be back on top, baby!"
Lindsay: "That’s a fucking awesome idea. I love it, you dirty bitch.â€
Paris: “You could do that, or we could do that thing I set up with the storage unit?"
Lindsay: "Nah, that was way too obvious. Let’s go with the ‘hacked’ idea."
Paris: "Cool. I still have that slob’s number somewhere. Let’s go call him!"
Lindsay: "OK, right after we go get our avocado facials and hit the tanning salon."
Paris: "You’re on. You owe me seconds on your next boyfriend for my hot idea."
Lindsay: "Done."
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these bitches are like lil high school girls grow the fuck up!
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Who gives a flying fuck.
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Crime: Complete and utter destruction of the English Language
Sentence: Thunderdome!
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Bleh she should just drink again and cause more drama to entertian me.
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Why can't you people just leave Lindsay alone !? She got enough problems already so stop freaking blog shit about her!
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hey lindsay i dont know if this is rele ur page but i rele enjoy watching your films and i think your a rele cool persion and i would love to meet you and if you want to talk to me i could talk to you about any thing becuse i think your a god s lol. your fan WILL
and im from the UK and and i dont care what people think about you coz your kl hope to hear from you and i play guitar too and im in a band to your fan will.
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I hope this gets back to Lindsay. Lindsay is going to kill herself if she doesn't stop her use of drugs. You are a human-being and you're not invincible. It's so funny how people with money that do drugs think that they are better than someone else without money that does drugs.... You're not better. You're no better than the common drug addict on the street. Being a drug addict is not a disease it's a choice. Take responsibility for yourself and change your own actions so you can live a long, healthy life.
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