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#1 "Got to hold the dildo in, got to hold the dildo in..."

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 @ 11:21am
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"That sound you heard when I smiled was the sound of my skin stretching."

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 @ 11:27am
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stroke victim jojo learns to walk again

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 @ 11:33am
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This photo was taken just prior to when new TMJ (Temporo-Mandibular Joint) spokesman, Jojo, attempted to speak to the crowd when the cartilage holding her jaw in place snapped taking out the entire audience. Jojo's mouth has been rumored to be a secret government project to sling-shot mice from the surface of planet earth to the far reaches of the universe. Until today the cartilage holding Jojo's chin and overwrought cheeks in place is the least elastic substance in the known universe. In the past two months the space between Jojo's lips had become so small she had to live on a diet of Tic-tacs.

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 @ 12:02pm
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"Stare into my soulless eyes!"

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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Hahaha! Penis?

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007 @ 9:16pm
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Chipmunk cheeks...but still a baby isnt she?

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 7:55am
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I am Happy and Constipated.

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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