Paris Hilton Goes Orange! Have You Painted Yourself Orange Yet?
Tuesday, April 17th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
A flood of Orange Slut Paint is covering the entertainment industry. If you plan to color yourself orange this spring, please email us a photo of yourself. We'll post your photo & allow kind members of our community to give a rating.
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"oompa loompa doopity doo, I've got another booty for you..."
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Nice fucking glasses skank.
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Well on the plus side guys can now paint their names in white on her face.
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She looks like she has rolled around in shit.
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I wouldn't puke on Paris Hilton. That would be cruel and unusual punishment for my puke. I'd pee on her though... not that anyone would notice (even if it was asparagus pee... girl is stinky!)
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GUH! She looks like that old hag from "There's Something About Mary" - she looks like shit....and it's NOT an improvement.
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I hope it rains, that would be funny 2 see
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Oh my gosh, this girl is SO ugly!
Hook-nose, no chin, square face, close-set eyes... GAH! UGGO!!!!
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I guess it's one way to cover up the cold sores.....
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Kind of like that Dexy Wentworth chick on Mad TV. I'm sure she's got at least one pool boy.
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hell bent for leathery skin
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first christina and now paris...you suppose turning orange is a side effect of some new STD?
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THE ALIENS ARE HERE!!
THE ALIENS ARE HERE!!!!
GOD SAVE US!!!!
Modi
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If she gets any more burnt I could make a nice pair of shoes...but thank god for the oversized glasses covering most of her face.
Isn't that a man's watch??
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I was watching Regis & Kelly Ripa, Paris Hilton was a quest, they wre talking about what a great influance she is on teenage girls (ARE YOU F#@*&$# KIDDING ME!)
She is famous because her family has tons of money. She is a piece of trash who has porn pics & videos on the internet. Any parent who would want her to influance their daughter is either on CRACK or should be. NASTY PIECE OF TRASH
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P. S. HOUSE of WAX should be considered another porn for her cus she SUCKED.
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Trash.
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He skin look like KFC...
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