Alessandra Ambrosio Turns 26: The Hottest Birthday Cake Photos. Ever.
Sunday, April 15th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Since Sunday is a fairly holy day for a lot of people, we've decided to dedicate this particular Sunday to the Brazilian Goddess of Beauty, Ms. Alessandra Ambrosio.
She celebrated her birthday a few days back in conjunction w/ an Armani party, so get ready to feast on one of the most beautiful pieces of eye candy in the history of eye candies.
Wow, lucky girl, what a tasty looking cake.
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I wish that strawberry was one of my aching balls.
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I'm a girl alright but that's just too hot.. I'm kinda turned on..
am I a lesbian now? MOE DID IT
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wow she is friggin gorgeous!
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I think she's used to much much bigger strawberrys...
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Lucky strawberry :)
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i gotta say in this case i'm more interested in the girl than the cake. This chick could make spam and cheese look good.
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Looks very tasty to me. Cake doesn't look too bad either.
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You mean, BASTARDLY HOTTEST PHOTO EVER!
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Very sexy.
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She is so sexy!
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highest possible level of hottness
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Moe, you've outdone yourself. You made my whole week with Alessandra pictures. Please don't stop!! I can never tire of this woman!!! SMACKS!
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oh yes .... that is my favorite girl
Stunning
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Post more Gisele. Sick of this wonky eyed bitch.
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You know she didn't touch that cake..what a waste..
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keeneye, what the hell is wrong with YOU? This woman is perfect.
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This bitch is one of the best making sexy/cute/whatever faces.
Yeah, got me hard as a garden gnome.
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Oh. My. God. Good job Bastardly.
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She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
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FUCK THIS piece of SHITE! this bitch the most overrated slut ever.. what the hell is wrong with bastardly???
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My cake was totally better than hers AND ny dress was also better...ok, I am a little jealous of her hair though... :(
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