Bastardly Breaking News! Jolene Blalock signs an autograph and drinks FIJI Water too!
Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

I guess we can add Jolene Blalock to Team FIJI with Eva Longoria, Rachel Stevens, and Halle Berry. But no Hayden Panettiere!
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Best slam ever against snooty dicks that pay for bottled water. Check it out:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2862517610301228131
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What the FUCK. 3 times submitting a comment and nothing.
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I guess I can't submit a url.
snooty water drinkers getting scammed.
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2862517610301228131
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Omfg she's so goddamed beautiful... and shit! That's what I'm talkin' about baby!
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That second picture is classic!
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Never heard of her, has she had work done?...it looks like it.
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WOW! She looks good even with the cheap pimping!
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The Crystal Geyser makes me think Panettiere is no dummy.
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big lips can look great on some people, just not on this one. (ps: who is she??)
(pss: looks like shes only holding FIJI water for the camera (look at the top of the bottle in 1st pic. Its probably too precious to drink)
LOL dumb cunt.
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Those fish lips look so fucking hokey.....she'd be good for a facial, nothing more.
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dude, how the hell is fiji water in bed w/ all the celebrities?
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