Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton goes undercover as a Hollywood hooker!
Posted on Sunday, April 8th, 2007 @ 10:00pm by Jackson
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Mmmmmm....those thighs have more cottage cheese than a french deli!
Is there nothing that can give meaning to this poor child's life?
Eew.
These legs look like two dueling bags of ricotta cheese. Eat cucumbers. Run some stairs. Go visit Richard Simmons. Try anything. This is a flat out crime against everything I stand for.
For some reason I've never liked her appearance. Maybe it's attributed to OC or something. Besides, her accent sounds annoying. Has anyone noticed it, or is it just me and my ears?
I'd hump her though...Drunk and despered.
Like a hooker, only cheaper
The last remaining cassette tape indeed!! Ms. Barton is not worthy of stumbling over it.
First picture...I thought there was promise....Second picture......Look like the on "Promise" is the butter trapped in her thighs.
holy shit ..these pics are a mess. form the hair and make up to the garbage in the car, i really doubt these are gonna be showing up in "vogue" anytime soon. i really can't get a fix on this chick she can go from"pretty hot" to "crack ho" in no time flat.
wow, I love how the photoshop her all that cellulite when it's clear from the other pictures it's not as bad as they photoshopped it. she has some but that's totally blown out of proportion
She stinks.
Ewwww. I am not a fan. She always dresses so frumpy and that dress looks like something she dug out of the back of her closet from the early 90's.
Disgusting!
Mischa is stunning..what do you all look like? Bet you look worse than the little cellulite on her legs. I mean, she's HUMAN!
Z O M B I E - H O O K E R
I just love Mischa when she dresses slutty. She is the total package. I'd take her home, bed her, show her things that her ex stud ugly Cisco couldn't do.
Her legs looked like they had cellulite on the 2nd pic on the first page eww. And her lipstick looks really bad.
of course thats a hooker, just look at her smudged lipstick!
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