Lauren "LC" Conrad Sex Tape Almost Ready For Download!
Thursday, April 5th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
In helping to market the The Hills (aka Laguna Beach II), the marketing department at the studio convinced the Lauren to release a sex tape (at least that's how we see it).
A Bastardly Summary!
The story as per Perez Hilton & his various anonymous sources goes like this: Lauren & white-trash badass, Jason Wahler, got busy one night. Since Lauren was wasted (probably), she agreed to tape the entire session (dumbass). Now that Jason Wahler is going to jail (again) he wants to make some money (don't blame him), but Lauren is trying to pretend like she doesn't want it released (a la Kim Kardashian). Her efforts to get the sex tape paid off b/c Jason Wahler gave it to her knowing that she's a dumb blonde who won't know that it's possible to make a copy of the tape.
So yes, that's where we currently stand at the moment: There are officially two copies of the tape. Can someone please steal that crap & help the Community make up for lost ground w/ K. Kardashian's overhyped pooper?
WOW. RS link asap please!@!!
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these girls are sooo stupid... stop filming it!!!
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When they gonna learn?
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I think she's ass ugly. Her fake smile makes me want to punch someone.
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That would be very nice to see. Let's hope her performance delivers for all the horndog community!
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I think she's beautiful. Not a big fan of large curtains, however. Where is this rumor coming from?
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Never heard of her or the lame, long gone TV show was on, yet another dumb bitch, hungry for fame...odd how the Kim K came and went isn't it?...no one gives a shit about that whore.
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This chick is hot. But I'm always horny, so what do I know.
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A Kristin tape would made me happier but i'ts ok...
C'mon this is hilarious, are we gonna see another more celeb tape before summer??
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She's not worth bustin' a nut on.
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Now, don’t get me wrong. Besides her horrible taste in men (Brody Jenner, Jason, that other annoying dude from the first season of Laguna) I think Lauren is a fabulous girl; she wears great clothes, carries amazing bags, and is much cuter than her little sister with the monster chin.
That doesn’t mean that I don’t chuckle at the idea of her having sex on video and showing off her infamously famous (apparently) giant labia.
Maybe that’s why she’s always wearing long skirts. I mean, that would be really embarrassing if one of them just happened to roll out during class. Or, even worse, at a Vogue fashion show.
http://collegecandy.com/2007/04/06/the-hills-lc-has-a-secretand-it-is-hu...
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This girl is so goddamn redicous she thinks she is so tight haveing her own television show on mtv," Oh my god i am lauren and am a supper star now cause i have a tv show, and i consider myself defiantly a celeberty i hope people dont judge me on my mangina." Bitch!! shut the fuck up its mtz, hell tom green was famous and he acually did movies. Is gone just like you in a year or two drowing yourself in a bottle because nobody likes you.
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I'd love to see this if it's real. I hope a link comes out soon.
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And I'd bust a nut on any pretty chick.
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Sorry, but I dont see anything hot about her.
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If I can, I'd fall in love with her and have a sex tape
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can't fucking wait. she has that sexy allure to her that makes her seem pretty innocent and non-slutty this will blow my mind. get the video quickly please!!! wanna see that gorgeous babe in action. we've seen almost ever other aspect of her life so why the hell not? once we see her sex tape we'll have seen everything other than her going to the washroom and taking a shower.
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how long do tv shows last anyway? her stardom is hanging on a thread she only does the hills and models to promote the hills. and her fashion line will be a bust once the hills is over she should make her next move in her career to have something to fall back on because this show will eventually end. IT will. it's just like that.
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maybe you've been under a rock for a long period of time and perhaps your not interasted in celebrities and their tv shows and their sex tape but lauren and the hills is HOT HOT HOT and this sex tape is going to be STEAMY STEAMY STEAMY and i'm for damn sure that the hills is a huge hit and a big success. i don't know where your got that information from but your WRONG WRONG WRONG. and kim was a one hit wonder at least for now but who really knows she has potential and her whole life ahead of her so?
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