Monica Cruz Taking Fashion Crack to a Whole New Ugly Level
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 in the weewizzle hours

These were snapped @ The Inquiry photocall in Spain.
What the hell are those things?! I don't know who's on crazier crack: The designer or Monica, who probably coughed up major dough to own that...that...thing.
I wonder if Monica got one of those plastic bags containing a couple extra gigantic buttons just incase she ends up losing one of them (hey, it's possible)?












bitch looks like a lego piece
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who let her out of the starship??
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is she the cute one out of the cruz chihuahuas/sisters...?...she gots the right idea...put mirrors on your dress/body armor...the vets/photographers/snipers...will focus on the body...and not the face...
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I'd bang this sexy Latina senseless.
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loving the buttons. :)
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those things deflect bullets
beautiful and utilitarian
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bulletproof dress?
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I'd fall asleep trying to unbutton all those.
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She's cosplaying as the world's cutest cellphone.
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Haha thanks...
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HAHAH!! I loved that one, Sullen!!
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