Courtney Love & The "Hawaiian Crackwhore in a Bikini" Tour
Monday, April 2nd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Is it just me or did she get something done in & around her stomach region? This lady needs to O.D. already!!
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I don't understand what I'm looking at there...
It's not a fat roll, since it kinda juts out, and it looks like it's only on one side?
WTF is that?
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what the fuck are those ripples???
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it's pretty obvious what that is guys
she is not a human being at all
but an amorphous invertebrate alien
from Rigel 7 where mollusks evolved into the dominate species
and it is part of a small strike team sent in advance of an invasion
it is wearing the skin of Courtney Love
its goal is to sow chaos and discord
have you ever noticed that it does not eat shellfish?
this is why
it would be as distasteful as canablism to it
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Did she have some surgery there maybe?? I can't believe I'M embarrassed to put on a bikini after seeing this.
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The other scary thing is that I bet she thinks she looks good.
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she was in the first aliens movie... she was perfect because she didn't need a costume
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aww, it's just uneven lipo.
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it's like a roiling maelstrom of flesh
don't get any appendages or loose clothing near it
they will get sucked in and consumed
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Her pancake ass is trying to escape through her bottoms.
The whole thing is a trainwreck. I just ate, so I'm gonna force myself to look away before I throw up something that looks just like her.
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Damn, she looks like something out of a Brian Yuzna/Billy Warlock flick!
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In some of the pictures, it looks like she has two bellybuttons with that swirly thing between them. Disturbing. One piece was the way to go, here. For our sake.
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this is really nasty, i hope u wont post more pics like this, its disturbing lol
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Celebrities have the coolest shades
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argh! liposuction! looks worse than tara reids tummy
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just block her out and show the parrot.
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Yahoo!!! Are you terrified for what you see??? why couldn't she stay in bikini? must a person be perfect in order to wear a bikini? if you think it, go having a brain transplantation...
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I don't see anything wrong at all with her in this picture. She looks great for her age. I'd definitely hit that.
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She's just fucking nasty. Either cover that shit up with a towel or wear a one piece.
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