Still Breaking! Tara Reid unable to walk and use Sidekick at the same time!
Friday, March 30th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

The weather seems to be taking a lot out of Tara. Where Tara can't even walk and type in her Sidekick at the same time, just yesterday Evangeline Lilly was walking, reading, AND listening to her Ipod at the same time. Tara, you amateur.
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Bangable .. but only if you close your eyes and think of American Pie
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I notice she has to hold it way out in front of her because her tits are in the way.
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I finally figured out what is weird about her body, she has a really long torso that throws everything off.
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She looks clean, sober and GREAT! Yay Tara.
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Bangable...if you give her a fat line of coke and you take a fistful of Valtrex.
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Hi Tom,
Yeah, that's the ticket. My boss is like that too (long torso & short legs) and he looks like a midget...or one of those guys who got their ankles cut off due to a war...like Hank Hill's Dad from "King of the Hill." LOL!!
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She looks cute and much better than previous times.
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