Bastardly Breaking News! Natalie Portman Doesn't Drink FIJI Water!
Friday, March 30th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Could that explain why Natalie Portman looks like crap here? Other drinkers of FIJI Water, including Eva Longoria, Rachel Stevens, and Halle Berry, always look refreshed when enjoying the thirst quenching water of FIJI.
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she looks worse than when she was soaked in the rain in garden state. because movies clearly emulate real life in every way.
on and even more lame note, i wonder if fijians like to drink fiji-brand water, or if all of their water is fiji water so they just don't give a damn?
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I don't think it's raining. She just came out of excercising and a shower or sex or something that makes her look worked out.
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She looks like women look when they aren't wearing 5lbs of eyeliner and mascara.
Men just aren't used to seeing their favorite celebrity with natural eyes.
Her "stunning beauty" is created through airbrushing, lighting, flattering camera angles, and loads of makeup.
Without all that, she looks like the average college chick who takes care of herself.
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Ugly without makeup.
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I'd slap her on the ol' peg and pump her full of cheez whiz.
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#3 Don't forget the fake eyelashes.
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She is a stunning beauty no matter how much makeup she wears or how she dresses. She's my all time favorite ;)
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She looks Beat here - must have been going home from an all night fucking session
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i never thought she was that pretty, kate beckinsal is so pretty though
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