Bastardly Rants On... Sanjaya Malakar & His Hairdos
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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That loud noise you just heard was the birth pans of yet another category that some of you bitter bastardly visitors might find very interesting.
Here's how it works...
1. We make a post w/ a certain person in the title
2. You bitch & moan about this particular person---whatever you want goes, but of course, don't be a racist whorebag. If you want to be a real racist, go to the fucking ghettos of S. East LA, and say what you're posting over here. Let's see how long you last.
And, we only have one rule: DON'T SUCK!!
W/ Bastardly formalities aside, let's hear some great Sanjayayaya Rants...
Mangina rooooles!
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Me too. His "Last of the Mohicans" hair do fits the "Last of the Idols" theme. Let him win, and with that, take the show with him.
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What's up dog!....When Randy says this to Sanjaya....It's not a term of endearment.
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His sister's not quite as feminine as he is,.. but, I'd still prefer his sister anyways!!!
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He has a nice grip on the microphone in the second picture. He's probably used to holding things with a large girth. His mouth is so wide too, it's like his mouth was made for deep-throating big, black, veiny, dripping-with-cum dicks.
I believe that this kid would rather receive anal bangings from Simon Cowell & Ryan Seacrest than place first in American Idol.
I hope he wins.
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With the hair pulled back...I just realized....Oh.....Snap...It's Tiger Woods! He's trying to take over every competition!
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come on baby...rub that mohawk a little further south...
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Short of dropping his pants to show America that he tucks when he sings, what the hell else can he do?
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He can walk off the end of the stage into a pit of spikes....
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his sister has nice mammaries
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I hope he wins. Bring down Idol.
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I'm hoping he's a member of a Jihadi sleeper cell and blows himself up on stage tonight.
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@Go_Fish: Sweetie, he's half Indian.... not an Arab.
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Lala
@Go_Fish: Sweetie, he’s half Indian…. not an Arab.
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Ah who cares? As long as he blows himself up at some point.
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[...] A rant about Sanjaya Malakar and his hairdos: The Bastardly [...]
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He's hot, I'd do his sweet seventeen year old ass.....
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hes disgusting and people really need to stop voting for him
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i dont have the channel, so i havent watched the show for years...
but the top pic looks hot! lol
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ewwww
i FCKIN HATE HIM
he SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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@Eduardo: Let's hope he takes you with him. ;)
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MANGINA RULES!! VOTEFORTHEWORST.COM!!!
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This dude be gay, and I fucking hate homos. Word @ Eduardo!
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I like him. he's so cute! I hope he makes it into the top 3.
hahahaha, the Sanjaya Anthem - love this video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lAT27LhkQ-4
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My boyfriend Dan was reading about Sanjaya over at our favorite forum, at
topicbuzz
Dan is a big fan of Sanjaya and even well, ...you know what he does when Sanjaya come on the show...he gets me jealous though doing that! He loves his Sanjaya....
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Look I have no problem with gay folks...Just so long as they aren't SanJay-gay?
You sir...Are no Flock of Seagulls!
Simon Sez....Your Fired....Please someone.....HELP! Where's Donald Trump when you need him.
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I wish karma would run over this dogma.
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Vote Sanjaya. And vote often. Take up the cause. Ruin this shitacular show.
www.votefortheworst.com
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Sanjaya's sister: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaiV2Ci5VUY
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i hope he wins
just to spite everyone that likes this show
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