Mischa Barton Looked Funky @ Children's Cancer Charity Annual Chocolate Ball
Tuesday, March 27th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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STOP....SMOKING...POT....YOUR CAREER IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN!
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I was going to rip into her but the look that she gives the camera on the second and last page bought her a pass. This time.
So I'm not going to harp on about the bacofoil dress, the semi-psycho stare, or anything like that.
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she's always near balls-cisco's and now chocolate one's -must love em
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yikes!...that first pic is some scary ass exorcist shit. she's had good pics and bad pics but never TERRIFYING pics. i wonder if she can projectile vomit pea soup too?
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LMAO @ caption. This fugly bitch scared the hell out of me. She should play in horror movies.
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Mishca is timelessly beautiful.
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If she played dungeons and dragons this is what her stats would be:
Level 2
Female Half-Orc
Alignment: Doggystyle
Feats: Crack-smoking, wooden acting
Afflictions: Face smashed with shovel when small child
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She looks like she's holding a piss in these.
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This is actually depressing.
She's such a pretty girl, except for one thing - she can't close her effing eyes when she smiles!
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Its the white Star Jones!
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her teeth are gross
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Of course she's funky with whack teeth... she's English.
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Bog off Goliano-we are not all ho's-ok maybe some of us but at least i have yummy molars
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Oh my god. Wow. She isn't enlglish...
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Where are the bosoms, I do declare?
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Okay, that first picture made me shit in my pants out of fear!
She's trying to welcome the devil inside of her.
Mischa, honey, if you want to welcome the devil inside of you, just spread your legs and he'll come in...eventually...after all of those people are done with you.
deano: "Where are the bosoms, I do declare?"
Well, deano, apparently all of the booby fat went to her shapeless legs.
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I think she is sweet, I would marry her and eat her out from behind!
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