Bastardly Breaking News! Rihanna describes encounter with loch ness monster!
Posted on Tuesday, March 27th, 2007 @ 10:03am by Jackson

...actually this is just an excuse to post bikini pictures of Rihanna. Read more about Nessie at Wikipedia.
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That's a nice way to hide the 5 head girl, wearing a band. And she wasn't describing Nessie, whe was describing me. 'Cause my gun is that big. Yep.
And no Bastardly Booty Cam? That's a crime with Rihanna, her only assset.
Lol "Nessie"... I can't stop laughing.
When's she going to describe her encounter with the one-eyed monster!?
I bet that story ends in a bang!
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is she talking about tyra?
nice ghetto-fabulous suit
Yummy!
I know what I'm having for lunch today!
The bitch be fugly plus I fucking hate her songs.
WHAT MUSIC? Just some harmony and computer beat bullshit. They all sound the same.
lol Nessie probably fled when it saw that forehead of hers! but Damn, what a smoking body!
And here I thought she was detailing the width of her gash? :(
she is ugly with no make-up
she cannot sing.. and don't tell me she can.... her voice is freakin' awful live..... and she is in no way sexy, hot, pretty or beautiful... and Christine. HAHAHAHA ghetto fabulous suit is damn rite
this one is simple & nice.F
eew, look at that face with no makeup spackled on! she has no hips no azz no shape. well except those plastic tits defjam purchased
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