Tara Conner @ 56th Annual Miss USA Pageant
Monday, March 26th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
The happiest person to crown Rachel Smith as Miss USA was Tara Conner. Now if she fucks up, it's no longer as Miss USA but as just another psuedo-celebrity. Playboy should be on the line any minute now.
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Look out! Mr. Chubby is going to spit up!
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I like her but... the belly never should be in front of nipples. Maybe is the dress.
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She's looked much better. Her face looks weird. And what is with the perfectly straight hair? That's the same bad haircut Elisha Cuthbert had in Season 3 of 24.
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Love her, and would love to be doing some lines with her
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Yeah, I think she did something to her face.
Doesn't matter though, as long as she's still a coke-snorting slag!
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Don't ya just love when trackbacks pop into the comments?
And as for that greasy skeeze? I wouldn't mind letting her wrap that gown around my shaft for a pump-n-spit job, but me no touchie coochie stinkie...
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Back that right up here woman -I've got a use for that backside of yours.
Don't worry I'll put some waves back into that ironed out hair of yours...
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She better go hook up with a suger daddy while people still know her.
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The site looks great ! Thanks for all your help ( past, present and future !)
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Pretty face but her stomach looks stupid in that dress.. but I think it's caused by her trying to stick her ass out too far.
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