41 Scandalous Comments

She is still flawless. Hottest older woman ever. The dirty things I would love to do to here.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 4:03pm
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hey bastardly... back off the bellucc! sure she's getting older, but she is still incredible. the hotness of her earlier self can compensate for pretty much anything... man i love this woman!

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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She is above all criticism. Sorry.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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Oddly enough....On 4 and 5 she reminds me of Faith Hill for some reason.....Just say'n!

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 4:09pm
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It's sad when they get old...

...but you can at least play with the saggy flesh, ya know, kinda mold it, shape it....like Play-Dough...

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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Moelicious

yaya, i agree, man. her earlier hotness was the sole reason I put away the yellow pen & kept all our bastardly cams in the off position.

she still is very very cute, god im so jealous of italian women...they have such awesome genes!!! and, as old as she may be, she still looks around 30 in my eyes
oh, and the yellow pen rocks, seriously, i wouldnt have even noticed the squishy armpit without it!!! ;) have a great afternoon everyone ;)

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 4:26pm
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Manalapan Girl....What are you drinking girlfriend?

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 5:26pm
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Still miles ahead of virtually everybody else.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 6:01pm
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A downhill slide ever since the Matrix I still say...

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 6:19pm
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I'd still pee in her butt.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 6:45pm
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italian women are so hot. malapan girl you're right... SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 6:54pm
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I´d bang this MILF fo sho!

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 7:02pm
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closest thing to perfect i've ever seen.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 7:11pm
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She 's still smokin!

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 7:13pm
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99.5% of women at 22 don't look as good as her at 42.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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[...] Monica Bellucci is still smokin’ hot. (Bastardly) [...]

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 9:33pm
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I hope I age as good as she does, her face is so beautiful!!! love her!

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 12:03am
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40+ and looking flabulous...

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 12:44am
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Dude, this is one of the hottest women around. Period. There are very few of the 'star's' that come through at work that really make you go 'God. Damn.' She is one of them. Even in a velour suit and a pony tail.

The best word to describe her in person is elegant. If looking at her doesn't get you, the minute she talks to you with that accent, it's all over.

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 1:21am
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[...] The Aging Monica Bellucci - The Bastardly [...]

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 1:51am
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Fucking hag.

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 8:12am
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was the hottest chick on earth about 10 years ago. is still hot for a 42 year old. vincent cassel is incredibly lucky.

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 10:36am
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vincent cassel is uglier than sin too wtf??

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 10:45am
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have you ever heard her accent??? OH MY GOD

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 12:08pm
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Eduardo "the freek"

Manalapan Girl….What are you drinking girlfriend?

nothing! :) you dont think shes pretty?

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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[...] The Aging Monica Bellucci - The Bastardly [...]

Saturday, March 24th, 2007 @ 6:09am
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007 @ 12:19pm
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Fred

99.5% of women at 22 don’t look as good as her at 42.

thats what IM saying!! :)

Monday, March 26th, 2007 @ 9:54am
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So what if she's aging!
She is the most beautiful woman in the world!!!

You leave her alone!

Sunday, April 1st, 2007 @ 10:16pm
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overrated fat hag

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 7:58am
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definitely still SMOKIN HOT, worth doing that's for sure

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 @ 11:38pm
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I did not know that Monica Bellucci has an oval face until recently. An oval face is consider the ideal face shape to a lot I people I guess. Her eyes look big most of the time and she has a small and narrow nose .Her lips are full and sometimes you can see her cheeck bone. Sometimes her face looks bigger and smaller ...so It is not easy to tell what kind of face shape she face . I hope she will stop doing nudity soon....but I give her a 4.8-4.9 /5 on the way she looks.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 12:57pm
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yaya, i agree, man. her earlier hotness was the sole reason I put away the yellow pen & kept all our bastardly cams in the off position.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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[...] Monica Bellucci is still smokin’ hot. (Bastardly) [...]

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 5:28pm
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absolutely beautiful!!!

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 8:31pm
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Woooooow! Still stunning.
Fred you're right!

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 1:21am
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Only kidding,she's beautiful,but I never saw a Bastardly response that was as totally positive as this one,I had to shove some negitivity in there.

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 8:16am
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john

italian women are so hot. malapan girl you’re right… SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!
thank you john!

:) NO ONE says, "your right!" to me!!!! :) she really is beautiful. i hope im still hot when im her age! ;)

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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Too old to be a MILF, so she'll have to be my first GILF.

Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 8:34am
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Are you kidding me???? Monica Bellucci is the most amazing woman in the world!!! She is getting better with age . . .she is a symbol of perfection!!! And those peactures of her are amazing!!! And there're not the only one!

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 @ 1:05pm
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She is so beautiful, if she would just work out a little she would be perfect.

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 @ 1:23am
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