The Bastardly Asks... What color is Natalie Portman's panties?
Posted on Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:02am by Jackson
These snaps were from the Costume Gala... I have no idea what that is but not that I really care.
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These snaps were from the Costume Gala... I have no idea what that is but not that I really care.
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do her
Nice grammar.
Red?
I'll tell ya when I'm done sniffing them.
Oh my Lord! I think 'm sick 'cause I find Nathalie Portman on those pics enought sex appealing to actually get an erection (beginning...)!!!
Please someone help me! I became a sick bastard!!!!
I think the color is HOT!
I WOULD EAT THOSE PANTIES.
Aww...she got the bottom of her dress all wet.
She should have known to move the dress aside when she squatted down to pee...on Big Papi.
Oh yeah, I think they're a burgundy color.
Her feet are too big for those shoes.
She looks very attractive in an ice maidenish way in these pics. She is certainly holding the front of that dress up. Hmm.
Wow...Strangely enough I don't care....She is so beautiful here....I'm just speechless....Not typeless...Just speechless.....
mmm..very dude-like legs, pass
She is the most beautiful thing ever. I've thought so since Leon.
Does not look too bad, but I still don´t want to bang her.
i say red too
Those strings in the front look like they're about to snap...oh what a treat THAT would be for you bastards!
damn!
She's definately beautiful, but my GOD those are some ugly feet and ankles in the 1st picture! Cankle alert!
Uf, what a face. A perfect beauty.
Hurts not to measure 7.90 more inches....
Oh man... its hilarious. My fiancee looks so much like her that her own mother can't tell some pictures of Natalie apart from her own daughter. I gotta get my lady that dress... minus the panties of course, because seriously, fuck that noise.
hmm...i'll go out on a limb and guess a purple thong...
she irritates me as much as kiki dunst does. boo. over.
lite green. tone-on-tone, of course. she's bastardly classy. and hot.
stunning since her hair grew back.. stunning
I would like very much to wear her panties as an oxygen mask. My God, is she beautiful.
she's really beautiful.
ahhhhh Natalie, so classy and a real lady...no skanky cut off denim shorts and to tight tank tops for her...
Awesome actress, incredibly beautiful and just divine and last time she was over, she left a pink pair...
just so the world knows..i want to eat natalie portman's shit and fuck her and not nessecarily in that order
tiger noboby gives a shit if your cunt fiance looks like natalie..does your bitch fuck like natalie? love to find out...MMMMmmmm!
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