The Bastardly Asks... What color is Natalie Portman's panties?



These snaps were from the Costume Gala... I have no idea what that is but not that I really care.

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30 Scandalous Comments

do her

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:03am

Red?

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:11am

I'll tell ya when I'm done sniffing them.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:14am

Oh my Lord! I think 'm sick 'cause I find Nathalie Portman on those pics enought sex appealing to actually get an erection (beginning...)!!!

Please someone help me! I became a sick bastard!!!!

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:16am

I think the color is HOT!

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:50am

I WOULD EAT THOSE PANTIES.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 11:03am

Aww...she got the bottom of her dress all wet.

She should have known to move the dress aside when she squatted down to pee...on Big Papi.

Oh yeah, I think they're a burgundy color.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 11:35am

Her feet are too big for those shoes.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 11:42am

She looks very attractive in an ice maidenish way in these pics. She is certainly holding the front of that dress up. Hmm.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 11:49am

Wow...Strangely enough I don't care....She is so beautiful here....I'm just speechless....Not typeless...Just speechless.....

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 1:07pm

mmm..very dude-like legs, pass

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 2:41pm

She is the most beautiful thing ever. I've thought so since Leon.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 4:07pm

i say red too

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 4:16pm

Those strings in the front look like they're about to snap...oh what a treat THAT would be for you bastards!

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 4:24pm

damn!

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 5:01pm

She's definately beautiful, but my GOD those are some ugly feet and ankles in the 1st picture! Cankle alert!

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 6:18pm

Uf, what a face. A perfect beauty.

Hurts not to measure 7.90 more inches....

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 7:46pm

Oh man... its hilarious. My fiancee looks so much like her that her own mother can't tell some pictures of Natalie apart from her own daughter. I gotta get my lady that dress... minus the panties of course, because seriously, fuck that noise.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 8:39pm

hmm...i'll go out on a limb and guess a purple thong...

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:03pm

she irritates me as much as kiki dunst does. boo. over.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:40pm

lite green. tone-on-tone, of course. she's bastardly classy. and hot.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 5:01am

stunning since her hair grew back.. stunning

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 6:36am

I would like very much to wear her panties as an oxygen mask. My God, is she beautiful.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 @ 7:37am

she's really beautiful.

Monday, March 26th, 2007 @ 11:04am

ahhhhh Natalie, so classy and a real lady...no skanky cut off denim shorts and to tight tank tops for her...

Awesome actress, incredibly beautiful and just divine and last time she was over, she left a pink pair...

Saturday, March 31st, 2007 @ 4:24am

Nice grammar.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 10:04am

Does not look too bad, but I still don´t want to bang her.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 4:08pm

just so the world knows..i want to eat natalie portman's shit and fuck her and not nessecarily in that order

Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 6:44pm

tiger noboby gives a shit if your cunt fiance looks like natalie..does your bitch fuck like natalie? love to find out...MMMMmmmm!

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 @ 2:24pm

I would fuck her little tight pussy in a heartbeat! Then fuck her up the ass and squeez her little titties!

Saturday, May 31st, 2008 @ 9:44am

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