Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt - Angelina Jolie's Latest Adoption Super Dooper Ultra Mega Lottery Winner
Thursday, March 15th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch

What did Pax Thien Jolie do when he first saw Angie?
"They tried to make friends with the Vietnamese boy, who cried when he saw them because for him, they are strangers," said Nguyen Van Trung, the director of the Tam Binh centre for orphans and abandoned children. [AFP via Yahoo!]
I'm pretty sure those were tears of joy---the same tears truck drivers have falling down their faces when they win the state lottery. Damn you, PHAM....QOOO...ANG...SANG WHO'S NOW NAMED PAX THIEN JOLIE!! Damn you to hell!!












Hilarious captions...
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Captions often painfully to truthful for comfort. Is it with this broad? I just don't get it. What is it with this do good, save the world thing? I don't know. Will she walk be walking on water anytime soon?
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I think it's strange that Angelina Jolie collects children like my mom collects figurines.
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You can change your name, you can go live a rich life Pham Quam Sang, but I will find you, I will, If it's the last thing I'll ever do....
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Hey, I'm malnourished, do I still qualify for breastfeeding? Whohoooo!
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this chit is all for publicity, if they were really sincere we wouldnt know which one they adopted
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It's all cool Moe! It is all a plan we came up with at the house (centre for orphans and abandoned children for you). Pham will infiltrate the Americas, become a citizen, and then he'll bring all his brothers left behind. We all took one for the team. It's just gonna take a few years... bastard
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Jolie is a crazy selfish bitch who probably thinks she's Mother Theresa.
Walking into an orphanage and saying: "Oh my, THAT one is cute, let's get him as a toy for Maddox!" This sucks...
She could help 100 kids with the money she spends on her collection of brats.
And she probably never heard of statistics concerning psychological problems of adopted children, especially those adopted by people with a different background.
They'll be as fucked up as Nicole Ritchie when they're older.
Enough ranting for today...
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Wouldn't you like to have my psychological problems. Guess where I'm sleeping tonight? Oh yeah, my new bedroom is scary, I'd rather stay with my new mommy
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i think it is great--how much do you bastards do for anyone? (i know that i don't do shit, personally)
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You are one sick jealous bastard ragging on children. The hell you doing to make things better?
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Hawla:
go cry your bleeding heart out to sally struthers
i need my extra 50 cents a day so i can get a large coffee instead of a small
and believe me that is making the world a better place
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She used to be a really brainless liberal, and it was cute. Now, it's just brainless.
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It's great. She can afford to have loads of children and she clearly has the love. Plus Brad wants a soccer team. Why not? I think in a way, she wants to compensate for her kinda sucky childhood by giving a happy one to lots of kids who otherwise would have had bad lives. It's def admirable and mutually beneficial. And unlike Michael Jackson's love of children, this is not at all perverted. Uncommon? Mos def. Bad? Quite the opposite.
Frankly, I never thought anything would make me like Brad Pitt but one look at him playing with their kids and my heart melts. "Golden couples" are a dime a dozen really. Sorry Jennifer Aniston. Your ex is now doing things I can appreciate.
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p.s.: if the Jolie-Pitt's are looking for a 20-something kid, I'm available. I will be crying tears of joy as well while tap dancing my way to the Benz.
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me thinks this is a good idea. it's better they end up with Mrs. Pitt than on that island with mr. han,o'hara,bolo and jim kelly's hand.
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The kid is one lucky boy!! The comments posted are funny LMAO!! That little boy looks so clueless, but he has every right to be.. everything seems foreign to him..including his would-be mother Angelina..
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this sucks, it could be me
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bastard!!
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Why she adopts only BEAUTIFUL kids????? Is it some kind of Addiction?
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b/c who the hell would deliberately choose to adopt a disfigured midget?!
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Would it fucking kill her to adopt an AMERICAN orphan? Oh that's right, she wouldn't get any publicity then...
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Are you fucking kidding me this woman adopts the most ugliest children ever. Her adopted kids couldn't be any uglier. Her and Brad have a zoo together.
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[...] Not a lot happened today other than Angelina’s adoption. I was busy dealing with the business aspects of the site, and might be taking a rare day off tomorrow to work on the new version of Celebitchy, coming next week if everything goes right. I have to focus on moving the site and spiffing it up for you guys. [...]
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all of you are so ignorant people.
I cat believe it; it doesnt matter who adopts those children or from where
shouldnt you be thinking about the kids or be happy for them? not about the famous person behind it.who cares who adopts them as long as someone can take care of them and give them love.
all of you are fucking retards and that show the compasion for kids that you have
fuck you alll !!!
and i hope God wont bless you....
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Oh shit!! It's Binh Pho!!!
Dude, you have a fucking computer?!!?
Binh...tell us, do you have suicide on mind? I mean, fuck dude, you didn't win. Pham must be @ the Plaza Hotel in NYC right now eating up a storm.
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you it would be better if THEY actually HELPED out all the kids at the orphanage instead of just one im sure they wouldnt mind giving away a million dollars, a million dollars to them is like 1000 to us
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Ha ha, Asian children are the new third-world currency.
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[...] Not a lot happened today other than Angelina’s adoption. I was busy dealing with the business aspects of the site, and might be taking a rare day off tomorrow to work on the new version of Celebitchy, coming next week if everything goes right. I have to focus on moving the site and spiffing it up for you guys. [...]
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I wonder how Ngo Thu is coping w/ the loss....
He's probably trying to burn himself w/ really hot Pho. poor kid.
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dude, Pham is probably hitting on Zahara right now!
Aren't you the least bit jealous, Pho? I mean, you have to eat 3-week old Pho each night while Pham Quang Sang gets to eat pizza @ Chuckie Cheese!
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