Lela Starr vs. Carmen Hart - The Bastardly Matchup
Thursday, March 15th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
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Thanks for the intro, Jackson! The tall one looks hot as hell in the first pic, but in that 3rd pic, she's kinda fug there. That's a toughie....can't I just have both? The one in the black isn't that bad either, I'd piss in her ass.
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God dammit, I gave my vote to the tall one on the strength of the first pic, but it is Lela all the way baby!
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I was fooled by the first pick also! Lela Starr for me.
Glad to see Big Papi getting some much deserved love.
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Just like most, I was fooled by the first pic and chose the butt-ugly tall one by mistake.
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I'd pee anywhere they told me to.
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lela starr ohhhhhh shit yea! "i'd pee in her butt" x 100
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The one in the beige cuz she at least has an ass. And, oh yeah, fuck Big Papi.
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I kinda like these hoes, not bad at all.
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Lela Star has waaay too much ink. Blech.
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The tall one is not bad, but the one in black is just smoking. There are better Latinas out there than these two though.
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Both are ugly.
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i'd piss in big papi's butt---much love to the big guy
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chick in the black is much prettier!!!!!
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Ya'll are stupid! The second one is not Latin, she is American Indian!!! Ever heard of Lumbee??? That is what she is!!! Look it up.
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Lela Starr is the hottest porn star ever vs. any babe never mind this one.
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