Stormy Daniels Gives Her Birthday Gift To Ron Jeremy
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Ok, so he's not turning 69 like one of the the captions states, but I'm pretty sure it didn't make a difference in terms of the types of 'gifts' he ultimately received...
Ron Jeremy (born Ron Jeremy Hyatt on March 12, 1953) is an American pornographic actor currently residing in Long Island, New York.[4] Nicknamed the Hedgehog[1] for his "spherical hirsuteness"[5], he was ranked by AVN Magazine at #1 in their "50 Top Porn Stars of All Time" list.[6] Ron has also made appearances in non-pornographic films with studios such as Troma Entertainment.
He gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio (with his first on-screen demonstration being Inside Seka[7]) but he has since stated in a 2003 interview that all he can do these days is kiss the tip of his penis due to his weight gain. [Wiki]
Autofellatio?!! Anyone remember that SNL skit w/ Will Ferrell?!
Easily one of the vilest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. I must now cleanse myself after seeing it.
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I still can't believe he has acted in 1900 flicks?!!?!? god damn!
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Go Ronnie! Happy birthday, Hedgehog!
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This poses the interesting question whether one can give oneself a venereal disease. I think the answer is clear.
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This guy gets me so confused now!
Let face it bastards. Even if you could, WOULD you perform autofellacio???????? And if so, would that mean that your bisexual? And going allong with the same range of attitude, because you can handjob yourself, does also mean your bisexual?!!!!
Come on yall, gimme some comment about it, cause my son just asked me the question and I need to answer him som' intelligent!
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Well there's the saying about dogs...if I could lick my own ass I would never leave the fucking house. On the other hand, nothing and I mean NOTHING beats the sight and feel of a woman's tits, legs, ass, pussy, mouth, etc...their scent and sexiness...c'mon, once I got my first piece I was hooked. I've been chasing it like a demented retard ever since....
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Will Ferrell and his yoga...
http://www.jibjab.com/JokeBox/JokeBox.aspx?Id=79997&JokeId=34434
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he has always made me cringe, a truly grotesque beast, what made me laugh is he always said, it's good for a guy like me to be in porn, because it shows that even the average joe can get laid...ahhhh how so?...most guys I know don't have contracts to fuck porno sluts, most guys I know date Woman before they get laid.
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i want to see video of him doing that. not because i want to see it but just because i cant believe that its possible. no way. its tripping me outtt...
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let us know what you find, man...
sounds crazy.
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That chick has some serious boobage there.
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i saw it, shows you how old I am. it was frightening and amazing at the same time. in the old days, pre vigara, ronnie was on of only about 5 guys who worked all the time, cause it's not that easy to get a hardon when 20 people are watching you, telling you to stop, start, get in this position. he could also cum on cue, tell him when you need it and he'd count down from 10 and do it. i actually watched a documentary about him, it was interesting.
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believe it or not i looked for it... you can imagine what my search history looks like now hahaha... i couldnt find it... oh well i still cant really believe it
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I have mad respect for the dude. And there was some fascination watching him in his later years banging some hottie, boner shaded by his belly.
Doesn't mean I want to look at him, though.
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This guy has a HUGE penis. I respect him.
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yo yo yo....keepin it reals ^^^^
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where does this tape exist???
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is any part of that bitch real?...yuck.
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