Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton Might Have Two Dogs & One Man-Slave!
Posted on Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 @ 8:29am by Moelicious
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Can't she please go away?? (ps--nice earrings)
I bet that one dog really enjoys a bony arm digging into his ribs as he's carried like that.
I see three dogs in this photo.
She'll get bored with them and in time they will wind up in a local humane society, when she moves on to a new fashion accessory.
Shocker! Her legs actualy look good in a couple of pics. Mind you...in those pics they are in profile and in heels. Better luck next time Mischa.
Why is she wearing anti-theft sensors on her ears?
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