Bastardly Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan Might Have Either Heartburn, Back Pain or a Loose Bra Strap!!

Posted on Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 @ 4:01pm by Moelicious

We outsourced doctors to review these photos & as soon as they get back to us, we'll post up the results. In the meantime, please take a second to guess the latest tragedy in Lindsay's life:

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1. Nando (Uncertified Bastard)

She's patting herself on the back trying to cough up upcoming cum.

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 @ 4:24pm

2. Go_Fish (Uncertified Bastard)

What bra strap?

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 @ 4:54pm

3. bubba (Uncertified Bastard)

She's trying to hold her soul in because it keeps screaming and trying to escape.

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 @ 5:12pm

4. Poser (Uncertified Bastard)

She's trying to remove the post-it from her back that says "Whore, help yourself"

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 @ 5:44pm

5. Coulter's Punani (Uncertified Bastard)

This self-obsessed mistake for a human seems to be completely unaware of how pathetic and humiliating her simpleton image has become. I've never seen anyone take such enjoyment in their bras...why wasn't she just shipped to Arabia? They'd make good use of her hollywood trump ass.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 12:26am

6. Big Papi (Uncertified Bastard)

I'd do her in the butt, and give her mom the rusty nail.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 8:49am

7. king biscuit (Uncertified Bastard)

I see she decided against the 'black snake moan' outfit whilst shopping this time.

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 @ 9:38am

8. jessnesssezz (Uncertified Bastard)

bra as in for boobs:S?

Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 12:30am

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