Bastardly Breaking News! Christina Aguilera Makes Orgasm Face While Pet Monkey Nowhere in Sight!
Posted on Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 @ 9:46am by Moelicious

Again, this was supposed to go up last week...
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What's weirder? The gray eyebrows or the fact that her tongue matches her blue shadow??? She's a pretty girl who doesn't need all that makeup- it has to mask a deep insecurity of some sort.
I've heard that she looks a bit ragged w/o all the face-spackle...as in, skin like sandpaper or something...
Until I see photographic confirmation though, I'm just gonna keep assuming she's still hot without all the make-up and continue to be jealous of rat-boy.
I agree less make-up.....But after the first picture....I think I'm going to have to splash myself with a bucket of water.
Oh that pet monkey comment is hillarious ! What a bada douche.
omg. look at her face at the bottom of pg 3. she looks like a 50 yr old
I love her teeth...so white!
her teeth are white from all the splooge that's hit them. she wears makeup like a dominican hooker and i noticed that bluish/purplish tongue too. is she part chow-chow?
She's average looking so I think she needs a lot of makeup to compensate (as with most celebs). However, this is beyond ridiculous. Is she auditioning to be a clown?
her face looks like it's gonna melt with all that JUNK on her face. what a train wreck. =x
Hot mess.
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