Jesse Metcalfe & Nadine Coyle Foreplaying On Hawaiian Beach. Aaaw.



Jesse Mecalfe is seriously living the life. We here at the Bastardly are happy for the bastard. Of course we're a little envious, but hey, we gotta give credit where credit's due. The guy's holding the Bastardly Unlimited Socialite Phuntang Card & he's playing it wonderfully---each weekend---and across international borders!!

Rock on, Jesse! And remember to have extra batteries & tapes for your handycam!! Oww!!


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10 Scandalous Comments

For somebody with a double-chin (see page 4), nadine has really hit the big time x

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 8:10pm

there's like no front shots of Nadine...

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 8:14pm

Jay-Z is a big lipped, ugly ass monkey.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 8:35pm

I would really like to squeeze his big tits, and give her some much needed ass implants.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 8:53pm

They are both pigs...

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 9:43pm

You know, since Girls Aloud hit it big I've sort of followed them here. And I always thought Nadine was the hottest one.

But I don't mind saying I'm really not impressed with these pics. I think it's the lack of ass. What a waste.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 11:11pm

She is sooooooo buta!!!!!!!! no asssss!!!!!! OMG

Friday, March 9th, 2007 @ 8:49pm

She´s quite ugly, I did some reserach.

Saturday, March 10th, 2007 @ 11:38am

Dude, this chick isn't just not attractive - she's actually UGLY!

Double chin, cottage-cheesy thighs, and no ass to speak of. She really got lucky! And I don't even LIKE Jesse Metcalfe. He's a douche!

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 8:55pm

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