Jesse Metcalfe & Nadine Coyle Foreplaying On Hawaiian Beach. Aaaw.
Posted on Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 7:30pm by Moelicious

Jesse Mecalfe is seriously living the life. We here at the Bastardly are happy for the bastard. Of course we're a little envious, but hey, we gotta give credit where credit's due. The guy's holding the Bastardly Unlimited Socialite Phuntang Card & he's playing it wonderfully---each weekend---and across international borders!!
Rock on, Jesse! And remember to have extra batteries & tapes for your handycam!! Oww!!
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For somebody with a double-chin (see page 4), nadine has really hit the big time x
there's like no front shots of Nadine...
Jay-Z is a big lipped, ugly ass monkey.
I would really like to squeeze his big tits, and give her some much needed ass implants.
She's hot over here:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/12/05/bastardly-hot-or-not-nadine...
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/08/24/nadine-coyle-of-girls-aloud...
They are both pigs...
You know, since Girls Aloud hit it big I've sort of followed them here. And I always thought Nadine was the hottest one.
But I don't mind saying I'm really not impressed with these pics. I think it's the lack of ass. What a waste.
She is sooooooo buta!!!!!!!! no asssss!!!!!! OMG
She´s quite ugly, I did some reserach.
Dude, this chick isn't just not attractive - she's actually UGLY!
Double chin, cottage-cheesy thighs, and no ass to speak of. She really got lucky! And I don't even LIKE Jesse Metcalfe. He's a douche!
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