Gee, great Tori....you're pregnant. Now go back inside and don't come back out until you pop out the little bastard. Nice to see her hubby is still waiting it out in case her mom finally coughs up some of daddy's millions to her.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 9:39am

I dont need another nitemare...

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 9:45am

Poor dog.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 9:50am

Wow! Deja-vu!

Those pix looked like they came from Anna Nicole Smith's old reality show (where she had that cow fat).

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 10:30am

i like preggos. i'd fuck her pregnant body until she pops...regardless of her horse face

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 11:53am

I didn't know they made pumpkins in blue.
That kid is so clearly a play for more inheritance money. You watch. That is money in the sperm bank.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 12:11pm

Well that's what happens when you don't get Daddy's money! You have to fake pregnancy and start a B&B to pay for all the BOTOX! I don't think he is really touching her lips, flu season and STDs might be the reason!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 12:12pm

......... my eyes are bleeding.

Anyone who says that pregnancy is always a beautiful thing needs to be shown these pictures, then after they jump from a window screaming "My eyes! They burn!" we can all laugh and say in unison "See? Not true."

That child is going to have hooves.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 12:26pm

If it the whole pet liking the boyfriend conspiracy is true... scroll up and check out her dogs face. I think it look's as though the dog might bite him!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 12:29pm

Oh lord no.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 1:12pm

IT IS BALLOON!!!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 4:17pm

That dog looks like a supermodel compared with Tori Spelling.

That's a MAN, baby! And those thighs are FOR SERIOUSLY cottage cheesy!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 5:34pm

ughhh! Who the hell would fuck that? Shes so nasty

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 6:03pm

that's a dog? i thought it was her first child, it looks so much like her. my apologies to pug owners the world over.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 7:52pm

I don´t know who looks more disgusting, the damned dog or that 90210 crackhead alien looking whore.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 8:18pm

Picture #2 made me vomit.

Saturday, October 27th, 2007 @ 9:27am

this jackass might as well have canary feathers hanging out of his mouth. naive fugly rich girl? and he scores!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 9:39am

eu tirava o vestido á prenha dava-lhe umas fodas na cona e no cu e vinhame nas tetas e deseguida punha-a a foder

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:39pm

ela está com fome de piça e prenha precisa de foder 3a 4 vezes por dia

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:41pm

a puta prenha na foto 4 mostra a grande vaca que é e precisa de piça urgentemente

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 @ 6:44pm

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