Pregnant Tori Spelling Looks Like a Pregnant Stripper
Posted on Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 9:31am by Moelicious
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Gee, great Tori....you're pregnant. Now go back inside and don't come back out until you pop out the little bastard. Nice to see her hubby is still waiting it out in case her mom finally coughs up some of daddy's millions to her.
I dont need another nitemare...
Poor dog.
Wow! Deja-vu!
Those pix looked like they came from Anna Nicole Smith's old reality show (where she had that cow fat).
i like preggos. i'd fuck her pregnant body until she pops...regardless of her horse face
I didn't know they made pumpkins in blue.
That kid is so clearly a play for more inheritance money. You watch. That is money in the sperm bank.
Well that's what happens when you don't get Daddy's money! You have to fake pregnancy and start a B&B to pay for all the BOTOX! I don't think he is really touching her lips, flu season and STDs might be the reason!
......... my eyes are bleeding.
Anyone who says that pregnancy is always a beautiful thing needs to be shown these pictures, then after they jump from a window screaming "My eyes! They burn!" we can all laugh and say in unison "See? Not true."
That child is going to have hooves.
If it the whole pet liking the boyfriend conspiracy is true... scroll up and check out her dogs face. I think it look's as though the dog might bite him!
Oh lord no.
IT IS BALLOON!!!
That dog looks like a supermodel compared with Tori Spelling.
That's a MAN, baby! And those thighs are FOR SERIOUSLY cottage cheesy!
ughhh! Who the hell would fuck that? Shes so nasty
that's a dog? i thought it was her first child, it looks so much like her. my apologies to pug owners the world over.
I don´t know who looks more disgusting, the damned dog or that 90210 crackhead alien looking whore.
Picture #2 made me vomit.
this jackass might as well have canary feathers hanging out of his mouth. naive fugly rich girl? and he scores!
eu tirava o vestido á prenha dava-lhe umas fodas na cona e no cu e vinhame nas tetas e deseguida punha-a a foder
ela está com fome de piça e prenha precisa de foder 3a 4 vezes por dia
a puta prenha na foto 4 mostra a grande vaca que é e precisa de piça urgentemente
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