Porn Star Kim Kardashian To Sell Some Lame Workout Video
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Screw the dirty sex tape! It never existed, for God's sake.
Who wants to buy Kim's new work out video, The Kim Kardashian Workout…For Your Mind, Body and Spirit?! If you're the market to make a sex tape & want to get into sex tape form, Kim's new production company, Kimsaprincess Productions (we didn't make that up---that's really the name) has the perfect product for you! You don't need to pre-order or wait for it in the mail, either. Just head to Kim's MySpace & purchase it for download from over there.
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A workout video you say? Does it end with her getting pissed on?
Nobody, not EVER should take any advice from this girl. She's got fake tits for god sakes and she's going to dole out advice on exercise? I doubt she's ever worked out a day in her life.
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Stop hating homo, Kim is smoking hot and her body is tight as hell.
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A Fitness tape? Yeah, because she always looks toned doesn't she! Bah.
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She has a perfect tight and curvy body.
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The other video was Ray-J's version of a workout tape.
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She's hot.
I don't know that I'd shag her though, looks a bit used and abused that one.
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Can somebody please tell me who the fuck is htis bitch and why the fuck she is "famous"?
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Wow, I didn't know that following Pair-ass around all the time while looking like a urinal was considered a workout. Her dad must be soooooooo proud of his little darlin.
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Ha. There are people on that MySpaace that think it's really her site.
I dunno about a fitness vid, I have Traci Lords' and it is suprisingly unerotic.
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She is a stunning Goddess- exotic and delicious- look at her features...holy hell she is perfect!
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She's hot in an invasion-of-the-STDs kind of way. But it doesn't mean she knows shit about working out.
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FUCK THIS PRICK TEASING CUNT. Where the fucking hell is her sex vid?
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she is a disgusting fat faced whore
who's fake body is payed for by that murdering bastard OJ
her tits might as well be made out of Nicole Simpson's flesh
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[...] Kim Kardashian is selling a workout video. [Bastardly] [...]
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Yes she is a disgusting nigger loving whore, but I´m afraid I would still hit it.
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chachakha she is "famous" for being friends with Parasite Hilton and isn't actually famous really...she is yet another talentless whore that had to shame her family by releasing a "home made" porno....she wears fat too much make up and is not as hot as people make her out to be in fact she is boring and stupid.
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SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!
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I dont think she needs a workout, she aint all that thick, a nice little ass but not enough to need a workout.....but i still dont understand why all these dumb ass whores get so much attention in Hollywood no wonder 90% of the girls around the UsA act like this.....so retarded.....and now makin a workout tape...wow some real talent there......salam
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chachakha she's OJ simpsons lawyer's daughter..he's passed away now, but her new dad is Bruce jenner (brody and brandons dad from Princes of Malibu)...
shes so fucking smoking man. Its about time hollywood had some sexy curves chucked in there!
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I would actually hold a bar of Irish Spring against my warrior as i went deep.
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I dont think she needs a workout.....she aint all that thick....a nice little ass but not enough for a workout, and why do all these whores get so much attention in hollywood no wonder 90% of girls around the UsA act like that, they think theyre all divas......and now she made a workout tape.....wow some real talent there....so retarded.........salam
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