Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kathleen
Monday, March 5th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Kathleen writes:
Well, I've noticed a lack of girls wanting to be blotd so I thought I'd step up and contribute so the bastards have something to look at.
My name's Kathleen, I'm 20 years old and a big fan of the site. So, hopefully you'll consider me for the blotd (which doesn't look like I'll have much competition).
Ps. No one better be complaining either...since I'm the first girl to step up in almost a week
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
None. I mean we've all done the kissing girls at a party thing but other
than that I have no interest in becoming a lesbian.
Do you like your boobs?
Ehh...naturally I wish I was given more to work with but I'm not so sure I'd get them done. What do you guys think? <3
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
A couple girls have picked guys who are in their 60's, which in my opinion does not constitute grandfather status. So I'll tell you what, an old wrinkly hair guy no way. But a clean cut, sharp looking older man, why not, can always fake it right?
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Not any that are worth mentioning.
What makes you Bastardly?
Well I think stepping up and submitting my pictures makes me Bastardly enough! Who knows, maybe I'm just sick of looking at Antonella Barba.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. Cheers!












Hmmm, No ASS!!!:)
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Put those teeth away.
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Why show off what you don't got?
I think she's pretty, but the fact that she added in the lack of ass shot ruins it for me.
The crooked teeth are cute, but they would be cuter with lots of whitener...The toothy grin only helps accentuate the problem.....Her teeth are kind of craggily....Is that a word?
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Instead of stepping up to be a BLOTD you should have sat back down and let someone without some many distgusting attributes post pictures.
If it wasn't for you pasty white thighs, fugly eyebrows (which you obviously got "tweezer happy" with), blotchy skin, and bad teeth, you might actually have a chance for some old guy to come along and make you a deal.
But seriously, why are you smiling like that in every picture?
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What the fuck. Whats up, teef?
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Sleep with the first old fart with money, then get your teeth fixed. It'll really help. But first, leave those poor eyebrows alone. They never did anything to you! Let'em grow in fuller and arch them gently above the center of your eyes. I like that you're not caked with makeup. Don't smile with your lips wide open and your teeth held together. Relax your smile, include your eyes in the smile, and part your teeth a bit. There, that's better.
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If you could eat the core out of an apple, you would show dem chompers off too!
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I like your teeth (it gives you character)and you are overall pretty cute. I also salute your bravery in posting to this site. BLOTDs should ranked in history with the 300 Spartans.
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GIRL ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS, YOU SHOULD HAVE STEPPED THE HELL DOWN!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? YOUR FACE HAS ALL THESE RED BLOTCHES AND PIMPLES OR SOME CRAP LIKE THAT. THOSE EYEBROWS BELONG TO THE HAPPY HOOKER! THAT BODY NEED SOME MORE ASS AND TITS!
NOW AREN'T YOU FREAKIN' EMBARRESED? NOW GO ASK FOR HELP!!! I WILL BE GLAD TO HELP YOU, BUT BY THE LOOKS OF YOUR PHOTO BACKGROUND, YOU CAN'T AFFORD ME!!! SO GO FUC* ANY OLD MAN!!!
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jeeze, we're a bit harsh today...she's not ugly at all. Kathleen, thanks for sending in the pics--I've been missing BLOTD!
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Rat teeth!
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She's not ugly. But she could bleach those teeth, to start.
Also, squats and lunges. They're great for the ass. Do some.
All in all, not a horrible lot. Brave for posting on here, good on you mate.
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You need to stay away from the sharpie's.
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Bottom pic, pg 3. I'm pretty sure she's going after my soul...
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One word: eyebrows.
blech.
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She's cute,that is one messed up grill though.
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The eyebrows and the weird forced smiles make her kind of rat-faced.
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no redeeming features
NEXT!!!
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You have horrible yellow rodent teeth and you're pretty chubby. The worst part of this whole thing is that you've sent in "sexy pics" of yourself in sweatpants. Unless you are modeling for Victoria's Secret PINK collection, don't try and look sexy in sweatpants. You overgrown rat.
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wouldn't go as calling you a straight-up rat -- although there is a resemblance.
Problems: flabby arms, awful eyebrows, and terrible teeth. An orthodontist's dream.
I would work out a bit, stop smiling like that, let your eyebrows grow out and possibly get a nose job.
Huh. Well at least you don't seem bitchy.
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Ha ha ha. The knives are out and the guns are loaded with 'dum dum' bullets!
Well, you are not bad and your friend is cute too.
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Cleavage does not count if you have to squeeze your arms across yourself in order to have it...Oy...
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I'd hit it --- but only from behind -- for obvious reasons
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her smile really reminds me of that annoying smile zach braff does. don't know if anyone else has noticed it. it's really bad!
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Hun, you're so adorable, I'm not going to rag on the color of your teeth, because it's irrelevant. What you need to do is look in the mirror and smile. I don't even know how to begin to explain you're smile, actually, I do. Don't smile so....big? Rather, don't open your mouth that wide. If you can't do that without it looking natural (it definately doesn't look natural now) try a closed mouth smile.
You're a cute girl, but the un-natural smile ruins it, because that's all we can focus on.
-X
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Rather, *your smile. Pardon the typo :)
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dont force a smile man.. it doesnt look good
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Aww. I think she's cute. Seems very sincere. I like her (that's a 1st).
But I agree with most everyone, you should fix the chompers and have them bleached. Not many men will trust those, unless they want their dicks bitten off.
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FINALLY!!!!!!! Another BLOTD!!!!!!! I must say though................What's with the JOKER FACE? In just about every other pic!!!!!!!! I agree with everybody that posted...........So, 1. find an old ass rich man to bang!!!!!
2. get your teeth fix!!!
3. buy yourself some TITS!!!!
4. and ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. Are you related to Splinter "the rat"? TMNT!!!!!!
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This is the type of girl you fuck to get closer to her friends. I'd rather fuck that girlfriend of hers. If I had to do her first, I'll fall on that grenade.
The eyebrows are weird and the glasses are ugly as FUCK. Girls, just because you and your lady friends like those ugly fucking librarian glasses, doesn't mean the guys do.
Looks like she could eat apples through a chain link fence. I'd have to turn down a knobber, for fear my hog would turn into chipped beef.
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no ass at all...overplucked eyebrows, disgusting nose, terrible smile.
overall you remind me of a white lab rat used in science experiments.
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you basically remind me of that girl in highschool who everyone tells is pretty just because they don't know what else to say when they start staring into your pimply face.
=D
on a happier note, your clothes suck -- but it's not your fault! one day you can shop at a real store, not limited too.
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id let her give me a little knobber you just gotta be carefull
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Could have been worse, but you still ugly.
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Hmmm, there is a certain sexiness about her. My not be perfect, but at least she is not some freak, tattooed, platinum blonde.
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it sure takes balls to insult someones looks anonymously. idiotsss
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so evil! hahahah! well, that's what she gets for thinking that showing her pictures to this jerks was a good idea. At least she gets a reality check from this experience.
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Teeth are the most immediate distraction, followed by those eyebrows. Smaller isn't always better ladies.
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wow...yeaaa...i'll go with # 6's response.
and kaity youre an idiot, the whole reason the girl posted her pics on here was to get feedback, im sure she was aware it wouldnt all be positive
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Thanks for the critterczym kaity,did you anomouyolsy spell check your name by chance. kunt
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She's a beautiful girl.
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All those jars and pots with stuff to enhance your looks (1st pic) and you're still ugly.
Quit plucking your eyebrows in that granny-tranny-style, girl!
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My, we really hve it in for her.
Well, if she thinks she looks pretty in those pics, it's her own fault.
And, seriously, bleaching the teeth and having normally shaped eyebrows would help your looks a lot.
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I'd rather do her friend in the 3rd pic. She looks more natural.
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Holy mother of god - you have the worst eyebrows, teeth and smile I have EVER seen in my life...
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Oh, come on, guys. Blotched skin? Bad teeth? Nothing that the Photoshop couldn't fix!
Take a look here: http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/59/kathleen03040712remadekq9.jpg
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Damn you people are harsh, she aint no celebrity so I dont think you should judge her by their criteria. She's cute for a real chick but those teeth are twisted.
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Amazing, beautiful.
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beep, that is cool, but you forgot to de-sperm her eyebrows.
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This chick is FUGLY..her fuckin friend is hotter by FAR...And for FUCKS SAKE do something with those TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!
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You'd be fine just not forcing the smile so much, your friend's smile reach her eyes also, that's a smile that poets write to. :-)
page 2 picture 2, kind of cute not forcing a smile.
page 5 picture 1, good posture to take out your chest, I like the shoulder-neck line also, nice arms, but damnit, stop that forced smile, it breaks everything else.
page 5 picture 2, send that to an ex-boyfriend, it killed my libido instantly.
Modi
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i like your ASS nice and your smile call me
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Kathleen's a good Bastardly Lady. She knows the drill -- knew to send in a really nice downblouse shot as well as a couple showing off her little ass. She'd be a lot of fun.
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Seriously?
I look at your face in these pics. I imagine a large, long, glistening trail of my sperm sliding down your cheek, just under one of your crossed eyes, and dripping off the tip of your crooked nose, oozing onto those custard-yellow teeth, while you masturbate furiously on your knees. Then you glance up at me with that nauseating grimace that you call a smile and I vomit a little into my mouth.
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...What? I mean that as a compliment. At least I busted a nut, y'know?
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"Looks like she could eat apples through a chain link fence. I’d have to turn down a knobber, for fear my hog would turn into chipped beef."
...Which proves, once again, that Papi is my hero. Eloquence, my friend....sheer poetry. I pissed myself a little while laughing.
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Plain Jane.
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No arse, and stop showing your teeth like that, they are ugly!
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wtf is up with this bitch's smile
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This bitches teeth are bigger and greener than mine!
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fuck everyone else honey,.....i'd bust one on your face
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She's not ugly- but I would prefer ugly over this. Her pictures look like an online dating profile of someone desperate for love (and by love I mean your money).
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oh but your friend is pretty cute
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I need to look at more pics of Christina Aguilera to overcome the psycological trauma.
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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um.......o....k.
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Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
A couple girls have picked guys who are in their 60’s, which in my opinion does not constitute grandfather status. So I’ll tell you what, an old wrinkly hair guy no way. But a clean cut, sharp looking older man, why not, can always fake it right?
You'd fake it with a clean cut, sharp looking older man? SO??!!?? You can fake it with the old wrinkly hair guy too! WTF? btw, what's wrinkly hair? bedhead?
and ummm.... get your teeth whitened. it might do justice for your below average looks.
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