Future Playboy Playmate Antonella Barba Has Simon's Support
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex
The sexy Laura Saltman from Access Hollywood actually showed Simon Cowell the Antonella Barba photos & got a very serious response in return.
...Simon got very serious when I showed him several of the photos in question, "You know what, whoever sold those is despicable. I really mean that. It's despicable. That is private property. Out of order. Honestly. It's repulsive." [Access Hollywood: Dish of Salt]
We're still not sure whether Simon was playing w/ his man-boobies when he answered back, but our people are looking into it.
As for Antonella's voting scenario, our research has found that it's a win/win situation whether she stays or gets the boot...
Scenario #1: You vote for her and she stays on...
Amanda will continue releasing more personal photos. Maybe she'll screw the cheesy club photos & go straight to hardcore porn by releasing a sex tape (that she'll also fabricate)? Who knows...
Scenario #2: You don't vote for her...
I'm about 98% sure that Playboy is working on getting this chick for a summer issue. It's quite simple: She'll get booted this week, then fly to Cali for her Playboy shoot by the weekend & King Hef will have her on the cover of the Apirl or May issue of Playboy.
I don't know about you guys, but Jackson & I are voting for Antonella. A big f-you goes out to all of you bastards who think Antonella has a horrible voice (which is probably 99% of you).
And now...another photo of hairy-chested Simon Cowell.
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Wow he has a really hairy chest!
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Oh gawd. That looks like a bear-rug from Satan's ass crack.
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is it wrong to think hes sexy?
god what am i saying!? ..but his hairy chest does look nice.....
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Eeeew! hairy chests are disgusting!
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What kind of pelt is that? Gross looking. Can't someone just run him off the road or something?
I can't stand this motherfucker. Obnoxious fuck.
Oh, I'm a nice person........
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look.... i don't have the time to read all that b.s. as my A.D.H.D. quickly kicks in at sight of such assholes, but I think he's a somewhat handsome, yet arrogant jerkoff! does he have a boyfriend?
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I like Simon in general. However, in these photos he resembles a Cuban drug lord in an 80's action movie.
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lmao hez evilll!
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I'd totally get on Simon. I'm not even kidding. I almost always agree with him anyway and the british thing really does it for me.
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simon is the only decent judge on there .. well the other dude knows some stuff.. but simon tells it like it is.. they all play like they hate him, but if i were to go try out or something.. his opinion would be the only one that would hold any water with me.
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#6...stop trying to act like a cunt and get back to slobbing my knob like the good little whore you are. You are just pissy cuz the last time you masturbated you got slapped with a citation for animal abuse!
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hes only sexy because hes a british bad ass
ohh and a british bad ass he is
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and yeah he is attractive .. and his chest hair is hot
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