Lindsay Lohan Took Time off Rehab to Attend Oscar Parties
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Can you blame her for leaving? Who would want to spend walking around acres of open, private space w/out any cameras in your face?
Moreover, can you blame Lindsay's ritzy rehab center/spa for allowing her to leave?! I mean, their financial wellbeing rests solely on people like Lindsay & her fucked-up state of affairs. The deeper Lindsay falls into the pits of alcohol & drug abuse, the longer she'll keep shelling out top dollar to get some help. Don't you just the symbiotic nature of how the Hollywood economy clicks.
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after Britney Spears' complete suicidal/homicidal melt down, everything Lohan does will seem completely normal...she must be ecstatic that Spears is off the deep end. She doesn't look cracked out in the eyes anymore, maybe a hotness comeback to her form of 2004? Show me those juggles!
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I think she is absoultly beautiful. She should dump Paris Hilton, and hang out with some better people. Poor Britney Spears' I think she is going through some wacky shit right now. Also I heard that she shaved her head because of a drug test. I guess they were testing through hair folicels. And to think thatParis dumped Britney because thought she would get a bad rep. Bah! Come on Paris couldn't be that stupid on purpose, she already has a trashy rep. She shouldn't ditch her so called friends.
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She's a classy dame, that one!
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Her toenail polish color looks like she needs Lamasil or something.....nasty
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And what is it with them carrying their phones in the palm of their hands like somebody is going to call any second now? Oh, I'm so important! Fucking attention whores!
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she's living on borrowed time
the money will run out sooner or later
pretty soon she'll be boxing sasha cohen on Fox
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sasha cohen the skater
not borat
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So that's what they call a HB5.
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She looks well. Fantastic eyes.
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Those knees have seen some use and abuse! I am sure it isn't from cleaning the floor! The dress looks like it is madse to hide the adult diaper/chastity belt for her incontinence!
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She's still alive?
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she looks delicious...i'd lift that skirt and go work...
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Is this bitch's neck vertebrae fused or somethin'? Turn your head, ho.
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She's pretty and she has a reason to be famous. Lindseys skank friends like Paris have no reason to be famous. Much better as brunette even more than her natural red.
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She looks like a nice kid to me. Then again I don't necessarily agree that Paris Hilton is satanic either. BTW, what is that GORGEOUS!!! creature Kimberly Stewart up to lately anyway?
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