She needs some ointment to remove that unsightly growth. The one with the sunglasses on.

Maybe I need to get a Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt to help me get laid. That guy is a fucknut. And she looks beat in these pics.

I'm not going to hate on Johnny Knoxville. However, I will hate on his free plug (the bottle of Johnny Walker - Black Label) for about the 5 seconds I'm looking at his mug.

As far as the um, girl (?) Sorry can't tell if those are actually boobs or not. Look like pecks.

That PBR shirt is classic.

And on the morning after, they ordered room service to celebrate their love. And when she opened the door a midget covered in feces punched her in the face.

he is hottt

They are so happy!

Who's that ugly David Hasselhoff knock=off hangin on to Alyssa? And is he wearing a leather tie or what?!?

Um, gross. Please tell me she's smarter than Jessica Simpson.

yes !!..score one for dumb ugly drunks everywhere!

This is BULL**** she cant be with my man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hairy arms my arse!! Dude, are you gay or just trying to find something, no matter how minuscule, to fault her on?

Freakin' whore. What is the point of these sluts existence?
I love you Johnny x

^^^I like the irony in that last statement.