Antonella Barba not nude still going pee-pee and The Bastardly responds to more American Idol fan mail!
Friday, February 23rd, 2007 in the weewizzle hours
When someone writes that they have nude pictures of someone, I'm expecting to see some exposed titties and maybe some snatch?!?! Naked but covering your tits does not constitute "nude pictures." If anything I'd classify that as "implied nudity". You know, the stuff for models that aren't yet comfortable to show off their entire sexy bod in front of the camera but still want to tease the horndogg community? So if anyone else is going to email us saying that they have "nude pictures" of Antonella, I want to see some nipples, areola, and/or clitoris!
Anyways... to the fan mail!
Shakima wrote:
Dear obviously a loser with no life,
First, I want to ask you a couple questions, do you have a heart? Or did you get it surgically removed?Why do you get so much pleasure making fun of people and exploiting them? Also, do you have any friends? Or did you lose all of them because you made fun of them? You know wat i think, u were one of those geeky kids with glasses growing up who everyone made fun of. Now, you make fun of other people to try to hide your scars. But, thats like trying to hide a cat in a dog convention. Alright so how about you revaluate your life to see the scum you have become. So lay off Antonella, shes the sweetest girl ive ever met!!!! You are not even worthy to kiss her shoes!!! You know what i think your just jealous she has the talent and the looks to go along with it. So why dont you go on ebay and buy a life, cause obviously you need one. VOTE FOR ANTONELLA BARBA!!!!!!! VOTE FOR ANTONELLA BARBA SHE ROCKS!!!!!! GO ANTONELLA!
Shakima! Are you sure you're name isn't Socrates because "thats like trying to hide a cat in a dog convention" is some deep philosophical stuff there! Damn, you go girl! Wow, you ask me so many interesting questions I might as well refer to you as Dr. Jason Seaver also! Big ups to Alan Thicke! Alright, now to my answers to your plethora of questions. Wait, first off, I have a question for you. Medically speaking, if I had my heart surgically removed, would I physically be able to respond to you and create content for The Bastardly? Hmm...well, I guess that answers your first question. Medically, yes, I do have a heart. Now, if you want to ask that question in the psychological or emotional sense, well, we'll have to save that for another time.
Onward with the rest of your questions. I can't seem to recall when I've actually said that I take pleasure in "making fun of people and exploiting them" but I guess I do. You know, you hit it on the mark, my gosh, you're amazing, you see right through me! I totally don't have any friends! Hell, Moe and I actually hate each other! I'm an obvious loser with no life! However, I must admit that you did get one fact about me incorrect. As geeky as I was and still am today, unfortunately I've never worn glasses. You were so close to figuring me out! Oh yeah, and I am scum and am jealous... completely!
Lastly, I did have "a life" on my items I was watching on My Ebay but in the end was outbid by your mom. Ooooh, okay, now that was really pathetic but as we determined in the last round of Antonella fan mail that I, along with the site, am pathetic so writing not funny comments like that comes within my nature. I appreciate your shout out to Antonella in ALL CAPS because we here at The Bastardly are pulling for her too! Thanks for writing!
Phew! That was a doozy...
John wrote:
I would like to write this email to tell you guys at bastardly.com that posting photos without the consent of the proper parties is illegal. In particular I am talking about the Antonella Barba photos. I don't know if there is any legal action being taken, but if you guys are as smart as you claim to be (mocking peoples email and criticizing what they write), then you know what you are doing is illegal--look it up.
Hi John! I'd first off like to compliment you on the proper grammar, capitalization, and sentence structure used in your email. Now be honest, did you see the previous post and click on the links I suggested to get some tips prior to writing in? Don't be shy; you can admit that eHow is a great site! You talk about things being legal/illegal and make the assumption that we claim to be smart with our innate desire of "mocking peoples email and criticizing what they write"... ooh, looks like your forgot the possessiveness for "people's email". Between me, you, and the readers, I'm not very smart. In fact, I've admitted to being pathetic scum so actually I'm going to need you to email us again with the details about what is legal/illegal. I'm sure it's a quick Google search away.
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Antonella Barba Has Passionate American Idol Fans!
- Vote for Antonella Barba tonight on American Idol!
- Amanda Coluccio's Hired-Whore Look-A-Like wants you to Vote for Antonella Barba tonight on American Idol!
- Antonella Barba vs. Alaina Alexander - The Bastardly American Idol Hot Eliminated Chicks Matchup
- American Idol Antonella Barba Blowjob Pictures: Fake or Real?
One. And looks cute doing it too.
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Do you really have to post this pic over and over again just because people react to it?
It's boring.
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Her fans are hilarious
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Look.. she doesn't even look surpised that someone is taking her pic. I think she is into this kind of weird shit.
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She ought to capitalize on this pic and make it into a ch-ch-charming ad.
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What kind of lame ass actually gets fired up enough about that to start writing letters to the editor. Hell, she's a hot chick taking a piss. No big deal. I didn't give a shit about her before seeing the picture, and now, having seen her, I want to give her a golden shower. And then go back to not giving a shit about her. Relax, folks.
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My my my. This is the internet, in the year 2007; people... get a fucking life! You seriously are trying to pull the "copyright infringement" card. Way to go! Not only does the editor of this site obviously have no life (no offense intended) but neither do you, since you actually took the time to write the editor with sniveling drool you call speech.
I guess your sitting there going "Well you took the time to write this.." Actually, it only took four bong loads and alot of annoying images popping up in my head of pedophile producers suing a website owner while getting head from 13 year old Brandon Bites of the Backdoor Boys.
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Since when is showing photos of a retarded, talentless bitch taking a dump illegal? Her fans are abject morons who stand opposed to taking big huge stinky dumps.
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Speaking of which, that was *ALOT* of coffee, time to squirt one out both holes in protuberance.
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No offense taken, drew. If you think about it, these are the same people who are going to buy her cd he she ends up winning this thing so i'm not surprised at all that they're a little weird. GO ANTONELLA
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i was just thinking bout the survey. it HAS to be #1, cause who would stand there and take a picture of their friend while theyre taking a dump.
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Haha I really love when people don't know that *A LOT* is two words. It makes me smile.
Personally, I think this is hilarious. If there are people so damn wound up about folks poking fun at their favorite celebrities, why the hell would they come here? After posting a few of the bitching/whining emails, why would someone send in more? Do they actually think that *THEIR* email in particular will get accpeted; taken seriously?? Not so much. Everyone who defends a celebrity as if she's their cousin is a total douchebag.
I think you guys should keep posting this picture as long as you can. This shit is rare, and you won't see anything like it for a long time to come. Milk it for all its worth!!
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Uh-oh. Spelling police! Call out the APB!
I'm sure the little red line that goes under alot was enough to let me know the difference. Thanks!
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It is just me or are American Idol fans kind of scary intense? I wonder if there's any overlap between them and the Jerry Springer fanbase.
What am I saying - of course there is?
P.S. This shot has always reminded me vaguely of Sarah Silverman.
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THESE PICS ARE GREAT AND ALL BUT HOW ABOUT THE ONES OF HER SUCKING ON FAT DUDE'S SMALL COCK...AND SOME TOPLESS PHOTOS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT....
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/american-snooty.html
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Well, it seems that there are (alleged) pictures of the person in question (allegedly) getting rather intimate with some blokes private parts popping up (no pun intended) around the place..... The fans are going to spontaneously combust over that one if it is true!!
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When I voted Jackson....I was thinking Randy Jackson. :o(
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So what! The girl is taking a pee! She OBVIOUSLY can do this better than she sings....did you LISTEN to her song on Girl's Night on Idol?? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if it weren't for her looks, she'd be LONG GONE by now! She will soon be just another forgotten singer wanna-be who happened to have a couple pics on the internet. Her 15 minutes of fame is just about over...the girls with the REAL talent for singing will cast her into the shadows...toilet paper, covered breasts, alchoholic drinks and ALL!! (Sorry Antonella, but I can ONLY handle ONE Brittany Spears at a time! ...and by the way, take Brittany into the trash can with you...we need a break from this!)
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haha. i love the poll.
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I can't see enough stuff!
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Well, well, well.... I don't know about the rules of the legal system, I'm not a lawyer. But I do understand organized crime... And my daddy would be taking ACTION. (if ya know what I mean)
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The people who put antonellabarbapix.com site together can easily be reached. Why don't we call them and ask them WTF??? Here's the info for the site owners:
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
(480) 624-2599 Fax -- (480) 624-2599
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Ewwwww she makes smelly dodo's!!!!!!!
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I hope that Antonella Barba sues you sick fucks for everything you are worth and then some. I seriously hope that she takes every penny you have and leaves you sleeping under a bridge somewhere and digging from a garbage can for your next meal. Also, that little twit that claimed to be her friend that had these pics that gave them to you people I also hope that she/he and her/his family gets sued and loses every damn last penny that they have too!
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You hypocrytical assholes! Antonella Barba is just a fun loving American girl and perfect as the winner of American Idol. Although she probably won't win but all this publicity will no doubt get her a spread in Playboy, and I'm going to line up for a copy! I knew there was a reason that she was my favorite. As for her fun loving free spirit, great! Makes her better. All you pronouncing condemnation have probably done much worse.
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Yes, that's Antonella in the new photos. She's a total slut. I remember that the guy was number 2 of 5 to receive a Blow Job from her. It was some kind of initiation for her, her Birthday 18th?. She got paid really well for each BJ. $150 per load. When she was exhausted or just full, she was DP'd by the 5 guys. At the end of the day, she was sore, but rich!!! Just goes to show taht she does have a hidden talent.
Amanda Coluccio, Antonella's girlfriend and sex partner was there and sucked just as much as Antonella. I need to remain anonymous, but was one of the guys present at the BJ orgy. The girls were the best of friends and had pleasured eachother for us. Both were competing for the most swallowed loads. Antonella won out in the end and was DP'd as a reward. I got the A load!!! I think she was an A virgin at the time?
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ANTONELLA'S GETTING RID OF THE CREAMPIES FROM THE 5 GUY ORGY!! LOTS OF WOMEN DON'T LIKE TO KEET THE HOT WET CUM INSIDE OF THEM AFTER BEING FUCKED. SHE WAS JUST EXPRESSING HERSELF. HER FACE WAS ALREADY CLEANED UP BY THIS POINT OF HER 18TH BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHAT SHE DIDN'T SWALLOW, AMANDA LICKED OFF.
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you can find all pics here:
http://www.share-pic.com/antonella
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I don't know how old Antonella is, but this pic looks like it is old. you should take it down because it is not right to put pics of young people on the internet. be smart.
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ewww
wtf
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More emailed fuel for the fire, at least it's keeping us warm!
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Yeah Moe! I don't really get it, but then again I don't think people like us and most bastardly.com readers (I hope) subscribe to that crap. Then again, reading about the potty shots and Britney's pussy shot are pretty juicy stuff and we can't seem to keep our eyes unglued from such mockeries. Yay for mainstream mockery!
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